TV series: My fair nanny. Page 1

Well, please tell us! And then I'll die of curiosity.
- You only will always.

- Everything! I'll just go... drown myself.
Well, well, that's no reason to drown!... Better gas.

- Aspirin? Validol?
- The axe.

- Jeanne, Jeanne Izhevsk. Izhevsk. Through "F".
- Zhanna Arkadyevna always all through "X"...

Ksunechka may marmelades?
Water, and better poison.

- You know, Lenka Kurosawa invited to the next party.
- Bloody hell! So I have to pack!
- Not-e-et! She only invited me.
- What about me?
- And about you hinted that you do not.
- How is it hinted?
- Oh, you know, subtle. He said, "And this redneck with a do not bring".

- If you were an oligarch...
- You wouldn't be here.
- Well, this is why?
Because the oligarchs live with movie stars, lingerie models, they have such a heavy fraction.
- By the way, I'm only a couple of inches is not enough to centerfolds.
- I also to the tycoon missing a few billion.

- You will see, in fifty years of show business is dead, and I'm not!
- You overeat rejuvenating apples?
- No, Constantine is pure science. Cryopreservation.
- Thank God that is not a clone!
- You want to after you die, your body frozen?
- Yes, I want to see the future!
Poor future!

Help me to choose a gift for Jeanne for the ceremony!
- Oh, my God... And that even though about to buy her?
I don't know! Well, something expensive and in accordance with her inclinations!
- Then buy her distillery!

- Mom, I'm getting married. He was a Frenchman.
- I thought you would encourage domestic producers.

Ksenia, if you're going to eat so much of sweet, you have all his teeth fall out!
- Well and let! It is a law of nature! Children under seven years old should eat more sweets to have baby teeth fall out and grown new and beautiful!

- What is it? A letter... Wonder who?
Prime Minister!
- Why did you tell him by e-mail will not send?
- The Kremlin should know my handwriting. And then I e-mail send 200 rubles?..
- The following adress, Prime Minister, we certainly need help, but I think that 200 rubles is not going to save the country's budget.
- What is the budget? Am I crazy? It's all on the payment of foreign debt!
- Then take another and here it is [holds out coins]. On the development of Russian sports!
Denis, if you're so smart, take it and help the Ksyushka!
- Oh, no! You want to make the same as Santa Claus? All my life I wrote letters to him, and suddenly it turns out that it does not exist.

- Don't be nervous. It is better to drink wine, that's comforting!
- I - no! Me - on the contrary!
- Well, what are you comforting your nerves?
Hair.
- You're tearing their hair out?
Not on myself... Doing other hairstyles. The effect is the same.

- Vika, what are you doing with the French collector's wine?
- Mulled wine! Still have a couple of bottles of Moldovan there, cinnamon, pepper... to get all!
- Vika, to make French wines mulled wine - it's like making Pavarotti sing songs of "Tender may".