TV series: Dead like me (Dead like me). Page 3

Experience shows that the interest creates hope, and hope born of disappointment. So, the best way to avoid disappointment is to reject the interest.

The only death with which one cannot accept is your own.

... To death, and after it don't know what's waiting for you.

Some drunk writer said, "Everything should be done the first time."

You only get one life, no dress rehearsal!
And if I don't want to play in the play?

Oh, and here is nature in all its glory! Feel? It's IQ is dropping.

- You will remain here until your body will not find peace.
- Well, I'm the meat in the package. Much much calmer?

- You know, because you have your Saint.
- I'd rather have a pony.

Death is like sex in high school - if only you knew, how many times has she passed you, you would be stunned.

When the computer would go crazy because of women, no offense, or will kill themselves over weight then maybe I still believe in artificial intelligence...

How was the Montgomery club?
Again, stress, bad... I liked it.

"Maybe get some coffee?" - so I decided to speak to those who have had a rotten day.

Charlotte hurt me, and I said what they say when you want to do: "I'll call you."

At 12:30 you will have a thirty minute lunch hour.
- ...?
- No questions asked.