TV series: Servant of the people

How? As someone turn the language to offer Borisenko for the post of Prime Minister? You forgot 2006, I forgot how the head of the NBU Zhanna perverted off in the form of iznosilovala the hryvnia? Or did you forget 2009, when the Warder Borisenko gave small and medium businesses genocide? You forgot that Joan Borysenko - spy and pest, the Kremlin zapadenka, a servant of the oligarchy, the devil, Satan. You all forgot that she is
Not only a mother, and faithful wife,
divinely beautiful and fairly smart.
As the sun is hot, beautiful as the moon.
You, Jeanne, welcome as...
How, Lord, how this man can be Prime Minister? How?

The stalemate is about to break the wall.

- Well, wrong person once.
One?
- Well! Two!
- You still count? Want to recruit a certain number of stocks?

Admire your asceticism! Have your family it was not the Spartans?

A good teacher may be the only one who was a good student.

I love my country,
I love my wife.
I love my dog.
I am a member.
Almost Superman
But rarely getting into a fight.
Knows the whole yard, my verdict -
"Servant of the people".

Not afraid to be laughed at, it is terrible when you cry.

I believe that we all are born Ukrainians. And since we were born, so we kind of deserve it. Or are we, or parents, or our ancestors... Whatever. And this man, he was born a Ukrainian. Small, chubby, rosy-cheeked Ukrainian, 3.5 kg. The question is - how of these three kilogram person turns into stokilogrammovye crest. How does it happen? And I'll explain. We are to blame. Like you, Ian, like me, like us. We are to blame.
It all starts in the hospital. Born this boy must be recorded. To put definitely, have to give the doctor! Not given - get back! And then we bring this little baby home, and there is this baby - another Ukrainian - as soon as you begin to shake their heads, as will be the crest. What does he see? First: dad. The father sits, naturally, is watching TV and says: "Yes, all the fault of these goats, these brutes, these damn politicians!" Between that counts two hundred hryvnia, which yesterday gained on the picket line, standing up for these assholes and stinking members! This is normal. Should not the Pope - is someone else. So someone else has to take these thieving grandmother? Why not me? The child pulls on us, and our Ukrainian - little by little- starting to turn into my dad. In this crest. A little bit. All is not lost.
An uncle from the OVIR, aunt of BTI, and all satisfied the boy where? - to school. Dear. ... Not an Expensive school. And finishes very well the baby school. And coming to rest on the Dnieper, the certificate received straight a's. Of course! Why not? Kebab, brandy, very tasty... And the garbage? Garbage Ukrainians will be removed. And in this elevated mood we do in the Institute, all the same help to solve it. After graduation - where are we going? - on the Dnieper! And what there is all crap? And well there is always the garbage? Immediately nailed a sign: "No littering!" Who is there to make the mess? Well the Ukrainians do not clean up after themselves?!
And in a good mood on new Honda, presented the release of the Institute, already rushes our poluhohol proukraine on the night Kiev, where there are no roads, and absolutely shit - excuse me - on people who are asleep at this time. Came from the night... Or mother, tired from two jobs to feed your child... Just rocked the boy... And he rushes into the future!
The future is not far off. In 20-25 years it will be the Deputy. In turn, our Ukrainian one hundred percent, full-blooded Ukrainian. And he'll be fine. However, kids will study in Switzerland... Not here - well, to far away from the Ukrainians. To relax, he will not be on the Dnieper, where already he give a shit - but in the Maldives - well, so far away from the Ukrainians. The apartment won, too, somewhere in London - so far away from the Ukrainians. Away from it all... Not mine... Here we have this mysterious hohlyatskaya soul.

- What's going on?
- Your predecessor. He shut himself in his office, did not let, said that it is legitimate. Requires a liter of vodka, a carton of cigarettes and a political asylum in Yugoslavia.
- So Yugoslavia no.
- He knows it. It therefore requires vodka.