intoxication [Theme] Page 2



There is no worse sight than a drunken man.
№ 381054   Added Viker 26-10-2019 / 14:05
It is not necessary for me to come here so the four of us,
I grew up in the nineties, will not take me!
Remember, the cake was stuck a kitchen knife
So it's not there! Here is the knife!
Where rushed? I haven't dismissed you!
Well, sat at the table in the house, after all, a guest!
Now we do a lot of thump!
Baldy, come on! Say, bitch, toast!
№ 370827   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:03
Now will be wasted, will be songs to shout.
1 Series
№ 370247   Added MegaMozg 19-05-2019 / 20:08
Josie, you are too drunk to drive drunk, so very drunk.
- Nonsense. I'm sober enough to drive under the influence.
2 Season 4 Series
№ 369452   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:03
- A woman has three stages of intoxication. First - the cunning of the serpent. The second lioness on the hunt. And finally, the threat stage - hungry Chipmunk.
What is this hungry Chipmunk?
- At this stage a woman attacks a man and takes away his nuts.
№ 368734   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2019 / 19:27
Oh, where was I yesterday - I can not find the afternoon with fire
Just remember that the walls with Wallpaper...
And there's face, and blows on it.
Well now where to come up with a beating?
If it is true, well, at least a third,
Only one thing: just lie down to die,
Well, that widow all managed to survive,
Took pity on me and took me in to live.
№ 363400   Added MegaMozg 06-03-2019 / 19:12
- Madam, [Mat], and what we did in the morning sit there in silence? Yesterday we had a little? Huh?
- And you, what kind, Vasily Petrovich, nothing from yesterday and don't remember? Need to drink!
I have - since we didn't go-S.
- So I will remind you. Yesterday you didn't just drink and cut up the pig, [licking the plate] around this condition. Yes, at the reception of His Imperial Majesty.
Oh... Who am I?! Well, I hope the king-father did not notice anything? Huh?
- And you, my dear, it was hard not to notice. Especially when you bare in the Palace rode...
- Imagine how beautiful was the spectators... But there was nothing special? I'm still here and not in prison? Oh, God forbid...
- Do not worry if you are leaving has not been announced publicly, for the whole Palace to invite His Imperial Majesty to his home, the manor, the celebration of Exemplary Russian New Year. A word, the king took to arrive...
- Hto body?! [vodka down my throat got] Where are we welcome? What are you, my wife! The mistress of my stables, I was not kept?
Quote Explanation: Another name for the Christmas 2004 edition - "manor of Noble family". Basil Zadoff during Breakfast his wife Nina Zadoff recalls what happened yesterday.
Release Date: 28.12.2004
№ 362129   Added MegaMozg 23-02-2019 / 09:03
When a man on drugs, he says to another man all his heart. All the crazy, terrible, shameful things that he never would anyone not be told.
When a guy is stoned, he can tell another guy anything that's in his heart. You know, all the messy, scary, embarrassing stuff that he would otherwise never, ever, ever tell anyone.
2 Season 14 Series
№ 361590   Added Viker 20-02-2019 / 08:31
- ...once we've drunk, maybe take a trip to the end of the night?
Of course, your end of the night?
- At the bottom of the next bottle I will order, or at the bottom of the second, that's how it goes.
№ 357324   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2019 / 19:20
Waiters poured wine, and your dad drank it and drank...
- Well, it's just a courtesy.
So he had the courtesy.
2 Season 10 Series
№ 355864   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2019 / 19:37
- I've never seen you drunk.
Have you seen it? - said Nick. Never? And that night when we rode from Mestre to Portegrandi, and I went to bed, and covered himself with the bike instead of the blanket, and tried to pull it to the chin?
№ 352377   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 18:02
By night I may be wanted at some point to get married out of spite. And you were supposed to say "Hey! What are you doing? Isn't it time for me to intervene?"
Really? I at this time in his bag vomit. So...
№ 348743   Added MegaMozg 04-11-2018 / 18:04
But are you laughing at me again,
I come to you on a date drunk.
Only the dark night the nightingales sing,
That drunk in love!
№ 344273   Added MegaMozg 21-09-2018 / 21:03
Friends say that right off track,
What I drink every day, and I'm drunk from love.
№ 344272   Added MegaMozg 21-09-2018 / 21:02
... and then Lara thought, with some diligence drunk always like to portray the drunken, and the more incompetent and Amateur emphasize what they had drunk.
№ 337693   Added MegaMozg 12-08-2018 / 10:08