the trick [Theme] Page 15
Acting strong hand, wise mind and clever - someone else.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:55
The sophisticated trick of the devil is to assure you that it does not exist.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:41
I met her a year and we decided to get married.
The only thing that bothered me is her younger sister, who was 20 years old, she wore mini skirts and tight shirts with big necklines.
Before the wedding she called me and asked me to come and look at wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone. She said she has feelings and desires that she not in forces to overcome, he wants to make love to me just once before I marry her sister. I didn't know what to say. She said: "I go into the bedroom, and if you want, just take me." I was shocked. She took off my panties and threw them to me. I waited a moment and then left the house and headed to his car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. He hugged me and said:
"We are very happy that you passed our little test. Now we know that you're our daughter! Welcome to our family!"
The moral is: Always leave the condoms in the car.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 19:57
Sometimes the best way to avoid the dragnet is to pretend that you are in.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 19:14
No, I don't like to cheat. But if we want to cheat - the situation unties our hands.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:09
I have a new hobby. Roam around the city turned off the player. Then everyone thinks I can't hear them, I hear. What I tricky.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:32
In this life, winning is not smart, and cunning.
2 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:49
It is not necessary to beat the system, when you can bypass the person.
1 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:21
No one has yet managed to be so cunning to hide this quality.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 13:55
Trick - way of thinking is very limited people and very different from the mind that looks like.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:28
The world's run on tricks. Play all. And here is a true talent. A gift born within, something that will not give you any diploma.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:22
Try not to pass for a deceiver, and even today it is impossible to live, not as such. Your biggest trick should be to not to show his cunning.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:46
Yes, a smart man can not be a liar.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:08
Talking to the enemy, this is half of the enemy!
Quote Explanation: Fess, Owl, Care of Lauda - it's all one and the same person
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:55
Will be in your life and the UPS and downs, and luck, and disappointment. But remember, son, the most important thing - no matter how developed your destiny, in whatever circumstances you are in, in any case have to be a man! Clever, cunning, ruthless creature!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:53