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Went.
- Why?
- In Africa, on Safari.
- Better catch frogs, closer and safer. What am I to the sea left, after all the vacation I have.

- I'll take two tickets to Irkutsk.
- To Irkutsk? Better to Sochi: the sea, fruit, oxygen, and!?
- In different cars.
- Give me the money.

- Mavis, you're torturing me! You know, I hate everything to do with surprises.
But this is very good.
Good surprises happen! Just tell me where are we going and why do we need a plane? We can fly!
- But in my time traveled by train. This "classic"style.
Oh, yeah, forty hours in a tiny room the size of a phone booth, in the smoke cigars uncle Bernie, for your debate who was better: the Cleopatra or Nefertiti?

- Jerome, intelligence found a portal that will send you to the source. The rest of the units I ordered to gain a foothold and to cover escape routes.
- That's right... Hold on, now jump!
Oh how I've missed it!

I travel a lot and eat their fill of silence.
I like being outside address and outside access.

- This is a business trip or pleasure?
- Both - I'm going to kill my boss.

Dalli always drove too fast, as if it was spit, drive if he was going somewhere or not.

- Come with me to America?
- Yes, even in Africa.

To see a thousand objects for the first and last time - what could be sadder than this and yet deeper!
To travel is to be born and die every second.

The platform is always a neurosis.
Tired of everywhere I always,

It's not people create trips - create trips people.

- Well, sorry! I feel like a fool!
Yeah it's not so bad. You lost money, you feel ashamed, you got groped by a stranger. So, the program Vegas made.

- I can't believe it! I skip work for Disneyland!
- What did you tell your boss?
- I thought of everything and did step by step. Yesterday at 7pm I reported the problem in the lab and casually mentioned that going out to dinner for seafood. At 21:30 I called him and said that the scallops some strange taste. And at eleven-thirty at night I was called and told that I pour like a fire hose. Fifteen to one I scored him again and uttered only the sounds of retching. And here I'm going to Disneyland!
- Penny, and how did you get excused?
- We have in the cafe is enough to say "good-bye, boys"...

It is not in the destination but in the journey. Enjoy the ride.