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Heart close - your castle.

Miss Jenny said she was too old to jeopardize eternal happiness, driving to the Church with a speed of fifty miles an hour, what sins she has as many as she can afford in the normal way of life, and besides, she needs something to settle on the heavens and the soul of the old Bayard, especially now when they are young Bayard rush around every day risking to break his neck. About the soul of the young Bayard and miss Jenny wasn't worried - his soul was not.

"..."The Church can invite anyone you like, let dust in the eyes if you want, but more than 150 people in this house will not fit, even on the wedding day! So, start reducing!
- Okay. Jim pepper with his wife.
- Began with my friends?!
- Okay, let's start with mine. I cut their best customers. <...> Jim pepper with his wife?
I know him for twenty years.
- You haven't seen him for fifteen years!
Okay. Will say I lost his address.
<...>
- I only invited one person, Cameron. Mom said I can invite a friend.
- Over two hundred and fifty dollars you can see Cameron after the wedding!
- What about Harry Kirby? We haven't seen...
- Is Harry Kirby died last year?
- Yes! Of course! Great! ... Sorry.
<...>
- Can I again make Cameron to the list if he promises not to eat?
You know, it's not a bad idea! Who else can we ask not to eat?!
- Why don't we have entrance fee?! Then we will be able to earn at the wedding!

And the time it less and less... God Forbid, a year. And God forbid, two.

Garden-country paradox: the closer the kinship, catherinee work.

- Why so long? Hilda a hundred years of visiting.
- She walked into the office five minutes ago. Why are you so nervous?
- She's my sister. Of course, she drives me crazy, she's insufferable friends. It's too bright, noisy, stubborn, horrible ignorant!.. What I wanted to say?
- How much you love aunt Hilda.
- I love this woman.

With relatives is never easy.

Aunt who throw their nephews, can't be good aunts.

Mother always said that a good family hearts beat as one. Nobody knows you as well as those with whom you live together, nobody will be able to protect you before the whole world as blood relatives.

- You know him well?
- He is my father.
Okay, you are with him every day talked?.. Once a week?.. A month?..
With him it is hard to tell.
- So you do not communicate.
- We're English.
- Ah, Yes. I know relatives can be a pain in the ass. Mine's driving me nuts, but I haven't talked to them for a couple of days and it's killing me.

- You have a crazy mother and grandmother.
And grandfather too.

When I think of relatives who are, shall we say, not in chocolate, dizzy with success as a hand shoots.

- Carnaby Fritten! We haven't spoken for more than 15 years!
- I sent flowers.
On a wreath. At mom's funeral.

- I learned to snowboard, but I decided to end it and started to go on Shin-Chan. And found that it is much more convenient. It's probably because we're related.
- Relatives not to ride them!