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I hate those women who swear, especially for no reason. And I don't make a right type... As for me, a woman can be rude, to smoke, to change Maxim Vitorgan, spit! For me, even if the woman in front of me says the word "bitch" inside me like waking up some kind of poet, who said, "Lord, not a bitch, a doggy companion, I ask you! Muse Panin, but not a bitch, I asked you!" And they say that "bitch" is a literary word, often said but I have never seen in the library would say, "you Have a collection of Yesenin?" "Bitch... where something was."
№ 378571   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 16:24
I'm sorry I swear, I would without mats, but it's too hard.
№ 378000   Added MegaMozg 08-09-2019 / 00:30
Mat - the language of demons, but how much "bitch" in it the human espressi and life?!
№ 376032   Added MegaMozg 07-08-2019 / 02:19
- Oh, you ***s, semitone ***vsee ***episcopalia... ...slependen ***UCA, stragapede triesterstra... ...hablada ***oproepen.
- I understand that this is something untranslatable, isn't it? And I think that the translation of certain words as their own, I'd better from you not to hear. Although about a couple of designs, I still later have a question for you.
№ 375062   Added MegaMozg 20-07-2019 / 09:52
The Mat doesn't make you a journalist.
№ 374304   Added MegaMozg 09-07-2019 / 19:18
Mat is a word that you can quickly and effectively explain the Foundation of existence.
№ 368181   Added MegaMozg 30-04-2019 / 13:42
Recently, she [daughter] said the first curse. My wife once: "From whom could she hear?" And I said, "I don't know... Maybe read somewhere... Maybe cubes with letters well, so that's easy... don't know... Maybe genetically from my grandfather on your line has passed... don't know..." I think at this point I have a devil on left shoulder: "My precious..."
№ 365860   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 08:03
Of course, where children learn about the Mat. Me guys will understand when you go on the Russian roads in a car, you sometimes forget that you sitting behind a recording device. And you mother, think about it and like in the movie [turns head back], and there is already in the eyes: "Information loaded".
№ 365831   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 19:08
Show your edge with the help of the Mat is possible only in one case
№ 355631   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2019 / 11:05
- Gleb, thanks a lot! Me Bulls on duty left.
The first time I hear this phrase without the Mat.
№ 354080   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:12
Mom Kyle is just being a bitch,
Fat stupid meanie.
Nasty woman, full of shit
Adults and children know,
You will not find on the entire planet
Bitches more than she is.
№ 352823   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2018 / 01:05
Don't hesitate...
- I know the answer, Mr. garrison.
Blah - me-me-me....
- Shut up, fatty!
- Uh-uh.. don't call me fat, he*s a Jew!
Eric! You just said the word " Huh?".
- Jew! He was referring to Hye*V.
- At school it is impossible to say x*. You're a fat ass f*chii!
№ 352816   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2018 / 00:17
I wouldn't complicate if I could read your mind, but for some reason, some interjections. And the refrain: "your mother, Your mother, your mother." Expressive, but not meaningful.
№ 351790   Added MegaMozg 02-12-2018 / 15:05
The mother hildren times nine
the grandmother in the back of my grandfather's bald head,
and you, blashemy son
put it in the ass in a club
and slowly take out,
in order for you to understand
how will spenderat your mother...
№ 347594   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2018 / 14:07
According to grandmother, I was able to slip out from under the straps and fly away to some mother. What I don't understand, but not to her - that's for sure.
№ 346010   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 03:08