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On each gun there is a Bender.
№ 391304   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2020 / 06:03
Fraud has now allowed such roots, which went to court, you can win almost any case. There are people who have dedicated all their time to seek out things and to fabricate testimony.
№ 384260   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2019 / 11:48
- No! I didn't want to raise their sons Scam!
- Really?
Well... I wanted to bring you a good Scam. So you only stole from the rich, no one was hurt, were polite and friendly.
№ 372713   Added Viker 18-06-2019 / 11:57
I grew afraid of the army, although, of course, I'm a man.
But they'll shoot you, I swear, and thrives bullying.
I wonder doctor I went, and passed the tests "at the checkout"...
And he is found there, I guarantee in stock.
And flatfooted leg and ulcer with enuresis
Plus I don't see any guys, and very sick diathesis.
Twice broken back, three times, ribs and collar bone,
I really harmful army, ten years need to undergo treatment.
But if this a whole bunch, you are to delay no reason
I, no doubt, prefer sex with a man.
Their country I am a patriot, but head is not very friendly,
This "idiot disease", the Russian army do not need!
I just give the machine and I promise you,
And generals, and soldiers, I will shoot everybody.
I sang you a song "breaking", all explained his platform,
And to the bulldozer, I your call and the entire military reform!
And to noodle me your call and the entire military reform.


Murzilki InternationalЯ childhood army boussabaine settimocielo
Quote Explanation: A Remix of the song "time Machine"
№ 365760   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:11
- I want vodka, so the vodka plus water. Want to know why?
- Yes, of course.
- When you're drunk - no difference.
№ 343165   Added MegaMozg 14-09-2018 / 08:05
- Where did you come from? Why not at work?
- Your grace, I'm not working, I'm studying.
- Learn? What are you studying?
- I'm studying scams, Your grace.
- All the village - cheaters, but if you find a new one that I show.
Quote Explanation: For a few moments before Cipollino cause Edward James Olmos tears.
№ 336226   Added MegaMozg 02-08-2018 / 04:04
I spent six years in Massachusetts studying psychology and one thing I've learned from this great science - none of them, sir, doesn't want to recognize a fool.
Quote Explanation: Series "Pig ethics".
№ 331958   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2018 / 11:03
Andy, I'm just a small-town crook, and every dollar in the hand of the other, I always take it as a personal insult. But when I select the person that dollar, I had to give him something in return, whether flea powder, gold ninety-sixth samples, the slap or just hope. This is my principle.
- This is your weakness... And yet, every Achilles has its heel.
Quote Explanation: Series "Pig ethics".
№ 331956   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2018 / 10:03
- You know, Mozzie says, what he does for a living.
I know enough not to ask...
1 Season 13 Series
№ 329932   Added MegaMozg 23-06-2018 / 04:03
When they the question to make money of sanity and logic do not wait. They will squeal though about the greatness of the homeland, or about the greatness of America, about a good, friendly Ukrainians or evil dill, Yes, even about the usefulness of vodka, anything they will squeal, if only you went. But, in reality, slipped what you need, or slipped something out. They are crooks, incompetent, but still crooks.
Quote Explanation: From the review on the movie "moving up".
№ 327742   Added MegaMozg 02-06-2018 / 19:11
Who wants to milk someone else's cow, captivating shepherd, not a cow.
№ 326714   Added MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 02:02
You can be a scammer, but the Scam is the art.
1 Season 5 Series
№ 323455   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2018 / 04:08
- Tell us what's in those documents?
- So, I bought a statue from a gentleman in a private auction in London, and he received it in an inheritance from his uncle. He bought it here in a shop of Zurich, which closed thirty years ago. They bought the statue in Damascus, in the fifties.
- London 2017, Zurich 1983, Damascus 1956-th. How come that all the documents typed on the same machine? Your!
1 Season 3 Series
№ 323452   Added MegaMozg 20-04-2018 / 04:05
- What about a family discount?
- Family discount?! You have already received it when ravaged aunt Millicent his Swiss projects!
- I didn't do anything wrong.
Oh. Your father compensate for the remorse of a bad memory.
№ 318270   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 14:49