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In fact, birthdays are days of disappointment. While you're small, this holiday spoil you to the parents, but eventually you'll find a reason for despair and, believe me, no vodka, no schizophrenia, will not help to get rid of you from this wonderful feeling.

- Soon my birthday. What will you give me?
Dictionary. See there is the word "selfishness".

You say that gave me birth? Then even bothered to remember the day that it happened!

- Can I tell you a secret?.. Promise me you won't tell mom?
- That I may fall on this place!
- Mom gave me a gift on birthday and said he sent the Pope, and I know that this is actually from her...
- How do you know?
- I'm seven years old, but I'm not stupid. Mom said it was from him that I thought he forgot about me... Only you can't tell her that I know because she'll get upset... Okay?..
Okay.
- I don't think about the present, I want to come home for Christmas... I don't know what I did that he no longer wants to see me...
- Does not want to see?
- No. After all, for some reason, he didn't come to visit me... I know I'm clumsy and drop everything... Dad says I have butterfingers... what do you think, if I hadn't been so clumsy, he would have stayed?..
- No, zoey, it always leave something behind. There's nothing wrong...
- Maybe I'm ugly?

You I mom, congratulations!
Today is your birthday!
You health I wish,
As well as laughter, the mood!
And everything else - will follow,
You don't worry just believe
Your life is pretty stacked,
You'll be happy now....

In celebration of the 60 years anniversary client after another toast to wishes "another 100 years of life," he said, "thank you, but the phrase is more correct - the question is not "how much do you want to live" the right question "how do you want to live"?

They don't celebrate birthdays, never in my life did you get my gift on the tenth of December. Instead, you give the book on the anniversary of their authors.

All go, all think, look:
Well tomorrow I will give my mom?
Maybe the doll? Maybe candy?
No!
Here's to you, dear, in your day
The scarlet flower-light!

I hate my birthday... my wife. Each subsequent year gift for their women, wives, girls, this kind of thing when you don't have to lower the bar of last year's gift. Each subsequent year, the gift must be either better or as previous if you don't know what I mean. It is impossible to give his wife, for example, a car, and the next year... sewing. Because there are also pedal.

I think that's some nonsense, be glad that another year has passed your life and you became a step closer to the grave.

Extremely rare combination of Mars, Saturn, Jupiter and detached from the orbit of the Russian satellite inevitably primulaceae everyone who had the temerity to be born on the day of birth in porri of the Gutter.

- Happy birthday!
- I then, to rejoice? Another useless year. Here and there, and the cemetery.

- Laziness, have you decided how we are going to celebrate a birthday?
- Yes!
- How?
- No way!
- Well, Lazy, you didn't celebrate your birthday! Come on, I beg of you, let's throw you a party!
- Look, it's the amount that we max can spend on my birthday. Enough only for beer and chips. Dad doesn't even realize that it is a holiday of some kind.
- Look, it doesn't matter. You can just sit in the family circle. Importantly, all together in a good mood. In General, no matter how much you spend on the occasion. Most importantly - how to apply it. For example, you can come up with some themes: Mafia, Wild West, pirates. <...> Can the same beer and chips served as an alcoholic beverage with lime and nachos. Help yourselves, muchachos!

In that evening
Bloom dahlias on the table,
And in the Windows of the sunset brocade.
Today is my name day
(Not tomorrow or yesterday).