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It is necessary to write so:
"Congratulations! Happy birthday! I wish you happiness! In my personal life!"

- What day is it today?
- Fri. The day of my birth.
- Today?!
- Although who cares?.. Nobody cares...
- Birthday?!!
- No one cares...
- Your birthday?!!!

Another birthday has passed. Every year the chance of dying is higher.

Forget about age is easier than you imagine. Just stop celebrating birthdays. When you forget your age, things will start to happen easily. Gear life lubricated inner happiness, destined to go his way. I will start a family when it Matures. The children will appear when you're ready for them. Will go to study when they want to learn. People fill their lives immature, unnecessary, because "the time came".

Birthdays are nice to celebrate before reaching adulthood, the rest is just a constant reminder of the age!

- Baby when you read these lines... I have become.
I'm just kidding. Okay, okay, no jokes.
Beloved, the meaning of my life last summer due to few problems we never able to sit down and celebrate a birthday? So I wanted to start a little early. You never know what will happen. Whoa, we're Kochuveli! Children Cukura! It is unknown what may happen to us.
I love you very much, man. Wanted to let you know. Wanted to remind you just one more time. Know that when you Wake up in the morning. Know that falling asleep at night. Know that when you see me and when you do not see also know. And I love you not only because you are my man, or just because of the fact that you love me, I love you because you love all. They came back, I know, but will go again, and sure, so you just sit back and enjoy, you did it! You did what you promised. You saved Most. You always told me... Now I have to say. Everything will be fine!
Happy birthday! Good that you were born. Well, you found me. Well, he took me by the hand. From this day on, let's get all of our births we will be together, my love.
"I love you, man".

- Kostya, well, people do not understand! Well, tell sho about this car.
Is the machine of Hiram Maxim, caliber 7.62 mm, speed of 300 rounds per minute.
- About as!
- Why have you brought this thing? If you could come and talk like smart people.
- So we are in business talk, but later. Now we will talk over your conscience. Ladies and gentlemen, no, well how here to drink, to eat, when workers have nothing poklast plate. And this despite the fact that they overthrew the monarchy, and you don't.
Today's my Birthday.
And again, I congratulate you! But I sho to transfer workers?

To unpack the gift, you need no more than a minute. But if the gift you don't like the rest of the birthday goes down the drain. All of his value disappears.

Birthday is a very important thing. Tear the eyes in the morning and already feel its importance. For the whole long day, so tired of this feeling that sleep all broken.

Birthdays are events full of ritual humiliation, was created in order to make the cartel of producers of greeting cards richer.

Every year on 16 August, gather your friends and commemorate the day better than the day of birth. Precisely, now I have two. And so will the rest of your life...

- Listen, shady, I know how you laugh. Remember your twenty-first birthday, the stripper - I'm surprised.
- I was seventeen and strippers was the Adam's Apple - I think surprised.

Diplomat man who always remembers birthday of the woman, but never remembers how old she is.

Whole family you heartily congratulates!
- Happy birthday, sweetie!
- I love you!
You're super!
- I'm just here for the cake.