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Youth tend to think that it has all the time in the world. If you recently turned ten years old, then, according to your calculations, until the next birthday forever. Because at this age, a year is only ten percent of you have lived years. Fifty time is perceived differently: from now until the next birthday is almost two percent of the lived life. As you get older and more experienced, you begin to think about what I spend my time. And gradually you realize that wasting an hour or a day will not return.
№ 357917   Added MegaMozg 21-01-2019 / 17:08
Any birthday or, say, the New year is another reminder about how little you have left. What is not a reason for sadness?
№ 357916   Added MegaMozg 21-01-2019 / 17:07
When people arrange a birthday surprise, they must at all costs to depict the fun (you have to be invited to be eligible to go with the blown face).
№ 354041   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:09
- Dear friends, my husband's birthday today.
- Happily.
- Could you play for him, "the Dying Swan"?
№ 349390   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2018 / 02:08
Our family had the habit to celebrate birthdays of children. We have almost no toys. We are not photographed (it was considered expensive). However, as I realized later, it's not always depended on the father. At the time of the Civil war and war communism (and it's also my childhood) he was forced on children "want to" reply "want". Anyway, we are accustomed not to ask for anything and wasn't expecting surprises.
№ 347761   Added MegaMozg 24-10-2018 / 21:19
- You know, Utica planned birthday.
- I understood it as soon as I saw David. And what we have this time?
- We need computer.
- And the birthday will be held in Dubai on the yacht and fireworks?
- No, just planning to have a quiet night at home.
- Then I don't understand how can take the computer?
Quote Explanation: The release of "the Mistress of copper pans" - Two Jews
№ 346215   Added MegaMozg 08-10-2018 / 02:07
Mom, it's all over,
You got over it.
Now you go ahead
And like before nor sick.
I want to be healthy,
To keep you stronger will.
We will age you to love
And all that was will never forget.
№ 344432   Added MegaMozg 24-09-2018 / 04:05
Kupitman all invites to his birthday. All - that means even a shit like you.
2 Season
№ 335206   Added MegaMozg 26-07-2018 / 17:03
In birthday makes no sense. But at least it doesn't have feelings. People want to celebrate that you came into this world.
№ 333460   Added MegaMozg 14-07-2018 / 06:02
- What, you think I can't give flowers?
- It is possible! You can. Just for this you need some the thing? Birthday, or there is a... the Eighth of March.
№ 329142   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2018 / 22:19
I eat cake because somebody birthday!
№ 327923   Added MegaMozg 05-06-2018 / 02:03
Birthdays everything seems exacerbated. At some point you quite clearly realize that another year has passed.
№ 327203   Added MegaMozg 28-05-2018 / 18:09
Tomorrow is my birthday, but not okay.
- Have your birthday on Christmas? Sucks for you, dude!
№ 325391   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 19:06
- Masha, well, you like a little? You thirty five years!
- Thirty-six!
- What's today?
- Sixteenth.
- U e-e!..
№ 322368   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2018 / 15:08
Before I'll fit in... you didn't kill anyone?
- Yes, all living things. However, the hospital is not in the best condition.
Okay. Tell me, what's with Windows.
- A couple of co-workers looked on my birthday. Tried to lower me on the rope on the wall. Failed.
- You have a birthday?
- No. I'm a test-tube, remember? But we still took photos at the monument to the krogan.
On The Podium?
Yeah. SBTS brutalized until got to us. Maybe because their car caught on fire. I don't remember.
- Why they have the car caught fire?
- I've got a bottle of vanish rinkol. Strong stuff, broke out immediately.
- ...
- The guys from SBTS jumped out immediately. Understand that the car does not need them, and took. They quickly disconnected, so far we could not go. Crashed over there. They have poured a paralyzing foam. Against me foam didn't work.
- Why?
Because I was on fire. I'm in a burning car, if you remember. Come on, Shepard, don't stop!
- I'm sorry. So how did they catch you?
- Hungry, bought noodles.
Well, since you had noodles?
- A bit tangy.
№ 318489   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 12:05