Author of quotes: Arkady Raikin

Nothing yet then. Nothing yet then. Then nothing yet, when nothing yet.

Listen, I don't have it, you have it. I tried. The taste melts in your mouth! You respect me, I respect you, we are both respected people!

Well, what can you write with a torch - well, maybe only Evgenia

The lightest is the gray matter.

We all walk around boring, pale, yawning. The warehouse manager is walking, we don’t notice him. The store director - we blame him. Commodity specialist (shoe department), like a simple engineer. How? This is good? It's disgusting!!! Listen, let there be abundance, let everything be! But let something be missing.

You bought. I bought. We don't like him, he bought it too.

Dufsyt has disappeared. You went to the store. I went to the shop. We don't like him, he also went to the store.

... every sane person in this life tries to find himself, his best version, to understand his own purpose in order to feel in his place. Trying to understand this, people ask themselves an ocean of questions about the meaning of life, in the hope that this will help them win this race!..

Good woman!

I started drinking, smoking and talking at the same time.

I am a lecturer, I give lectures on the boat. There - about love, back - about friendship. A woman, I'm not afraid of this word, is a man's friend!

We must pray for our director. We love our dear director dearly, and whoever does not love him adores. We have achieved such successes under him that they are even afraid to report to him!

Raikin itself is a theater.

Raikin's theatre as a specific genre of pop art, is first of all that whatever is said, one Central actor.