familiarity [Theme] Page 21

- An gazelka, gazelka!
- Nice ass, ass!

... if you don't want to lose a friend, to anyone it just don't introduce.

Just meet a good person, as it turns out that his favorite pastime is reading your thoughts.

- I'm sorry, I thought I recognized this girl.
- He recognized you?
- No.
- You didn't know her.

- So I'm at a light, do not believe it, stone sober, and then she the road goes, in one hand a bottle of vodka 0.75, in another candy... I was stunned, until the evening stood, thought ago go, hangover.

That's where we met. In prison.

- You have a huge tumor in the brain.
- Who are you?!
Is Dr. house. It is nice to meet you.

Tell me your name,
I want to know you again.
All around,
But things will be different
I give you my word.

He just was the sort of annoying people that collect experience with the same zeal as kids - postage stamps, is extremely proud of each instance of its collection.

Fry, it was nice to meet you. Gonna go kill myself.

- Hello, gorgeous!
What? Are you hitting on me?!
- Yes, I... Well... Um...
Let me spare you the brain effort! Girls with them Asses like mine, don't talk to guys with such faces as yours!

In the beginning of we do not pay attention to the shortcomings of the candidate in lovers or husbands. We don't think about failure. In the beginning, easy to say, not the same. Was passed. Adieu! Only after a "run", holding a partner's hand, you can wear rose-colored glasses. Love points. Jump off the springboard of the senses head down in a sea of sensual madness.

Hey! You know, you're very cute!
- Did you know that you're a jerk?