familiarity [Theme] Page 20

- When I first saw you, I thought you looked like Christmas morning. What did you think?
- He had never received an order for one so beautiful...

Hi! What's your name? I have no legs, but I would walk with you.

A girl can wait until a suitable man, but in the meantime it doesn't mean she can't have a great time with all of not suitable.

- Are you hurt, mA'am?
- I died, sir.
- Died? This is serious!
- Marry me?
- MA'am, I'd love to, but I'm afraid I have a sprained ankle!

- Wait, give me your number so we're not lost...
- Yes, of course...
- Heck, I don't take the phone on the ride...
And I don't carry a pen... I'm sorry...
- Okay, then tell me your number I'll remember. I have a good memory, I almost never smoke weed.

- It is possible to meet you?
With me don't wanna know.
- Really?
- No.
Why?
- I with you will be boring, and you with me - is unclear.
- Why?!
Because I'm bored already, and you already understand.

- The door. Damn! These functions really suck the battery.
- The battery?! This is so stupid!
- I was going to order another one, but someone blew up the factory.
- Oh, you know... the first day we met he blew up my job. He's so familiar.

First encounter, two lonely
Found something in the smiles and in the movements strict,
Fun loving eyes reminded me of the way
The path to the meaning of life, I was able to understand and to find.
Was looking for you among friends, in different seasons, subway,
meet, compare, but that's not it.
One day, Vladimir, picked up the eye
Meet was love, it was her!

- How do you know arsey Darcy?
- In the childhood we swam with him naked in the pool!
- Um, you were already a slut!
- How did you two meet?
- In the same way.

Not to have fun with those new friends prefers the old one. Know how to change our old, tried and tested companions will change and the new.

To play in front of her parents, noble, sensitive, non-drinking person - vulgar, intolerable.

- Peace be unto this house, casually dropped mother. With these words the witches usually start all my acquaintances. A very good phrase - it makes people wonder what else this woman may wish to this home.

The most convenient way to explore the city is to try to learn how work here, love here and die here.

But take the question "Why?". When I tell her: "Come to me," she says, "Why?" - here explain what am I supposed to answer? After all, my home is not bowling, not cinema. If I say: "let us once or twice love, I'm gonna be okay, you can be, and then you can stay, but left." She just does not go, although well aware that we were going just for that. And I say: "Come to me, I have a wonderful collection of lute music of XVI century".