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You a little overweight. Speaking "a little", I mean that you smashed to a pulp.

- But me not look fat?
- No. You look fat in that fat.

Dialogue with the housekeeper:
What's for dinner?
- Baby soap and cigarettes bought...
- What's for lunch?
- You are very full, you don't need to eat, it is better to have bath bathe...

- Go to bunnies theatre play...
- Faina, which one is your Bunny?
With a sigh:
- So thick, razozhravsheysya elephant.

According to statistics, 87 percent of Americans are obese. The Minister of health dealt with this problem:
- In connection with obesity sweeping the country, the government changed the classification of obesity from 55% body fat to 90.
This measure, which reduced the number of fat Americans from 200 million to 185 was greeted with jubilation throughout the country.

- Why are you overweight?
- You remember, the hare, my excess weight gone! He told me the whole need, understand!
- And you understand, Chronic that the government cares about our nutrition. Well, that's why many people eat one potato?
- Yes, because they have to second potatoes, no money, and belly fat is not a disease. This airbag from the blows of fate!

- It turns out that more than half of Russia's population older than thirty years are overweight.
- Well, of course! We have so much food advertising is that it is time to forbid to place the TV on the fridge in the same room!

Remember, I told her that I need to lose weight to eat less, but that was very cruel to the old man, who alone in the whole world and which therefore need yourself more than anyone else. When you have no one to love, all turns to fat.

No matter how beautiful and slender girl was, she is likely to survive and her will not be about myself. You will not find any girl that would stand in front of the mirror and was like, "Wow! I'm cool, I'm straight fire!". Well, there are, but they weigh more than a hundred pounds and wear tights in the heat.

- You're starving.
The girl did not move, only said:
- Yeah.
- I'm also starving, ' said Olivia. The girl stared at her silently. - Yes, starving, ' said Olivia. Otherwise why do you think I eat every doughnut that catches my eye?!
- You are not starving, in disgust said Nina.
- Of course, starving. We are all starving.

The man starts to get fat, if you live life to the fullest.

Why is everything that is good in life is either illegal or immoral or leads to obesity?

Yeah, I'm really very sweet. Some, however, dare to call me fat, but they usually do not last long, and they can not make...

Who's the fat girl, am I? Why are we, fat people, always have to listen to this shit? Our Regal proportions trying to trivialize the most cowardly way! And most importantly, from this I hear? From The Apollo Belvedere? From the beautiful Prometheus? From the pitching of Hercules? Not at all! From a miserable cross between a pig with a computer keyboard! From walking the cemetery cutlets! The toilet tank for beer cans, which misses cream wrinkles on your diatesom the belly! - offended Snail.