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- You, by the way, the chips picked up, or something beer? Or we're stupid drunk?
- Why do you have this cholesterol? Consume pure product!
- A beer, then, is not the cholesterol you, right?
- No, beer is not cholesterol. There's alcohol, it's the disinfectant.

I need a beer. But better - two.

I think we could be friends?
- Beer order and come...

... Beer he needed only to justify innate stupidity.

Better with friends without beer than with the beer without my friends!

Beer is the same everywhere. After three glasses I don't know it's good or not.

In beer what is good? It is all in the urine goes away without a trace. How badly beaten someone.

Ale does not happen much,
Cask ale at the time!
The barrel full to the edge -
In cask beer, but not brew!

If a man for whatever reason, starts to cry, you just have to Pat him on the shoulder, put him a pint or two of beer, and try to avoid it in the future.

- That is all you did was stop drinking beer?
Yeah, I lost 50 pounds in a month.
- How much beer did you drink?
- Probably too much.

- We must respect other people's beliefs.
- I respect - said the pilot - except for those that contradict mine.
- And you are is there? - surprised the captain.
"Of course," and did not blink Theodore. I worship the Holy Trinity: Light, Dark and Unfiltered. And they are not just for removal - even by the glass to read forbidden!

Beer-no one is drowning, always drowning in the water.
Rivers, seas, Straits - how many of them harm!

A glass of beer will not hurt when you are going to spend the evening around the city and gawk at the girls; but beware of it when the sun hits your head and you will have a physical job.

Beer the ferryman turned out to be with a strong male character - strong, cocky, foolish and stupid...