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Democracy is an abuse of statistics.

You, the activist. If one thinks of the vote, better something to remember. For example, there is no evidence to support the assertion that America is the greatest country in the world. We are 7th in literacy, 27th-s in math, 22nd in science, 49th s for longevity, 178-s in infant mortality, 3rd in the per household income, 4th in labor force and 4th in exports. We bypassed other countries in 3 categories: number of incarcerated per capita, number of adults believing in angels, and defense spending, which exceeds the expenditures for the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies. Of course, not to blame twenty-year-old student. Nevertheless, you undoubtedly belong to the generation worst point in history. And when you ask: "What makes us the greatest country in the world?" I don't understand, Yes you ***ing what?

Statistics are like a bikini: reveals a lot but hides the most interesting.

The complete victory of statistics over the athlete.

If my neighbor beats his wife every day, but I never will, given the statistics we both beat their wife through the day.

- It is easier to become a victim of a terrorist than getting married after 40.
That's not true!
Is stats.

- 42% of divorces is due to psychological and practical unpreparedness of the spouses to family life.
- Also a babysitter?
- You what?! Wikipedia.

Years in politics had taught him that statistics are always statistically significant.

Lies can be of four types: lies, damned lies, statistics and citation.

In 99 cases out of 100 the word "tomorrow", said on Friday that means 3 days later, on Monday.

- You're talking complete nonsense.
Blame the statistics, not statisticians.

The statistics knows all.

If it was not for statistics we would not even suspect how well we work.

95% of people start to laugh at his joke before he told it to someone.