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Statistics don't lie. Lying just statistics.

I would not believe in the statistics, for a change which I had a hand.

For some statistics?! And here the statistics?! According to statistics, 80% of patients with pancreatic cancer die within 5 years, 95% undergo appendectomy without complications. We have seen cancer patients who survived and patients with appendicitis who died. Statistics has nothing to do with concrete life. Either you will be a good father, or not be. In the end, your parents divorced and you had managed to become a relatively good doctor.

If you have accumulated enough information, then statistical methods can be used to prove anything.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.

The death of one man is death, but the death of two million - only statistics.

- Boys, I've got some numbers for you. Last year the ratio was 90% white to 10% black. This means that in just one year they became 50% more.
- The first time you're serious mathematics.
- Because it's important! Annual growth of 50% means that after 3 years the world will be overrun by some minorities! It will happen in 2012. The Mayans predicted it!
- Who?
Maya. They knew that by 2012, the black will take over the world! And it's already started.

Statistics can prove anything, even the truth.

Scientists estimate that the odds of the actual existence of such a frankly absurd world equal one in a million.
But magicians have calculated that the chance of "one in a million" drops nine times out of ten.

Statistics in the same fantasy as in fixed.

From hours and minutes in the marathon to the length of the toilet paper unrolling at a time, this world is just chock full of the normal average performance.

Our days are numbered - statisticians!

According to statistics, with the statistics we have everything in order.

Look, people will always find some statistics. It is known to 14% of the population.