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- Why are you always late?
- I need to somehow compensate for their advantages.

In my time I was late for a date. Now delay reply on SMS.

The evening zateplitsya blue,
Only the stars will light the heavens
And the bird cherry silver frost
Take away the pearl, the dew, -
Carefully open the gate
And enter in a quiet garden like shadow,
Yes, wearing a dark cloak,
And a veil on the head wear.

- Could you lend me five thousand rubles?
Well, I could... But, I seem to be only four...
- At four -- an Even number, bad luck... But I'm not superstitious! Especially tomorrow, on our next date you can bring the remaining amount. <...>
- You know what! There ain't no tomorrow! And no, a thousand I will not bring!
- I feel like I just got robbed.

I like horror good to see you, Cheryl.
- You're separated rogue and spooky dolt?
Yes.
But I'm glad to see you.
- Cool, cool. It is not bad.
But more than that, I don't mind, although it sounds scary, to see you again.
Really? A date type?
- No, I did not.
- Invitation to dinner?
- Fled, yeah.
- Lunch, then?
- A bag of chips.
- Do not care, just with you.

You must be very want
Dawn to see, like with me.
Together to hear the chant of birds
To run the creaky steps,
Catch happy moments with me.

Noon, noon,
The summer air is motionless,
Walk, walk in Paris, Paris
Though, even if I to get to know you...
That's just a cafe and sit down!
Noon, noon,
The summer air is motionless.
Go, go Paris, Paris.
SEV on the contrary, I reached in my pocket
And see five coins in all, Oh-Oh-Oh!
This sudden confusion
Did not bother me
As a true Frenchman,
I said, "Garcon, do Wu sorry
Let him send me home then!"

But he was then sick,
To meet one of you.
He wanted to spit on the health,
Even though he'd met the mountain.
⠀
And you didn't know
Then he could die.
So fast into the distance you ran,
Leaving only the heart mark.

On a first date you should be inaccessible as mount Kilimanjaro. Why buy the cow, if you have the milk for free?

You see, I have a principle not to meet with nameless men, and then dig, and there is a solid mystery, some married, others freezer Packed with dismemberment...

Again come the meeting.
Again, candles are lit.
And will be a marvelous evening.

Dim month. Mist on the flowers
Barely noticeable cast strand.
This evening as then,
To a secret meeting to look.
As it was hard for me to come.
And leave and harder...
My desirable, I beg you.
Be nice and play nice!

The flower is not a flower
Fog is not fog,
Midnight came,
Disappeared with the dawn.
Like a dream of spring came...
And suddenly
A light cloud in the morning
Disappeared without a trace somewhere.

- I'm worried, haven't been on a date. A very long time.
- You know, thirty years ago, I parked in the wrong place. I snapped at the girl who gave me a ticket. I covered her curses, and she looked at me as a professional poker player. And when I boiled terribly, you know.
- Yes, I understand.
Thirty years I've been married to this woman, and she still knows how to look. We got married four months after that incident. So, never anticipate what lies ahead.