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A friend complains:
- This new furniture is so fragile. New chair literally went underneath me!
Ranevskaya:
- It was not necessary for him to sit down.
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Lily took Alex's car and went to IKEA - a Mecca for yesterday's students desire the furniture.
№ 349312   Added MegaMozg 08-11-2018 / 21:06
Not so terrible furniture, like a woman who is constantly changing decisions - where to move.
5 Season 15 Series
№ 283298   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2017 / 19:10
Why is something made with your own hands always brings a warm feeling than shamelessly use all sorts of bunglers type of IKEA, selling under the guise of clumsy furniture designers "do it yourself".
№ 278080   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 10:18
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- Sit down?
- I don't want to sit where you and mark had sex. It's safe here?
- Mmm...
- Can the chair have?
- Uh...
[Kate approaches the sill]
- If that's important to you...
Are you serious!? Even at the window? Spectators, perhaps, not enough?
- Look, sit down somewhere and deal with it.
№ 278058   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2017 / 08:36
No more dressers of fashion.
Now nobody will understand.
But in my heart through the years
So much to say chest!
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Daughter-in-law, daughter and granddaughter
Kept it to your sewing.
The boxes glittered handles
Sparkled in the drawers of linen, -
And not synthetic plague,
A pure linen and canvas.
And, the sheets lifting,
There was something hiding on the bottom...
From there grandma used -
In her eyes, always sad -
With the mystery removed
Her patterned shawl.
№ 273839   Added MegaMozg 30-01-2017 / 12:54
When the guy's girlfriend appears, his life is complicated. He wants to get... furniture.
№ 272989   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:53
When we are young, furniture prefers regales the fingers of our feet when getting old, a favorite dish of all its angles becomes our head, especially the forehead.
№ 270211   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:33
A sofa needs to be large to fit all and not only the coast, dad and beer!
- I understand, but I say that the sofa should be red. Red is the color of wealth.
Yes... at Least on this couch then we'll feel like millionaires!
17 Season 13 Series
№ 264360   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:02
- No, all! I can't in this chair to sit! Lord, I feel it like a worm on a hook!
- Nikolay Petrovich, you said that you have this chair, love at first sight...
- Well, it's in the picture... In the picture even the Gal looks good!
Quote Explanation: Nikolay Petrovich can't get used to a new chair in the form of eggs.
17 Season 13 Series
№ 264359   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:02
To be honest, I am purely a resident of the city and saw that wonderful forest with all its contents to the nearest sawmill for the production of stools!
№ 247410   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:53
... Last summer, finally gathered in Gagra, on vacation, and instead flew to Leningrad and all the money in this canape boomed! It is, you see, in the old manor. In his bugs flowing noble blood.
№ 224589   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:20
Only bourgeois to buy furniture; real aristocrats inherit furniture.
№ 173895   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:07
Chairs and tables, he said, the subject of tedious, because they are always the same and the expression in them does not change - stupidly stare at you and look so even is unpleasant, but you're looking at them as stupid.
№ 164112   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:39
If people in a good mood dragging furniture, then most likely it is the bailiffs.
Release Date: 21.11.2009
№ 149850   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 08:51