Category: ironic quotes. Page 1241

Cynicism is humor in a bad mood.

The human animal is quite strange.

I too read a lot to stay sane.

The perfect man can only give birth to itself.
(To find the perfect man, needed to have it.)

If I was born a man, you would have conquered Europe. Born a woman, I exhausted the energy to argue with fate and eccentric antics.

- And here she is, our last pizza together!
I didn't know that you'll bring in. I ordered Chinese food.
- Nothing, it's even great. I bring food of my ancestors, and you're their!

The Mexican government hardly contain the influx of illegal immigrants from the United States.

- You ruined our party and disgraced our family! I'll kill you!
- Move Over, Lisa! Your hands are weak!

I guess I need to go and calm her down... She's still my sister... Oh, look, rolls!

Hey, I have a question for you. You often watch horror movies?
- I think so.
Do me a favor: next time you watch, pay attention. When someone says that the house is haunted, don't go there.

- Are you humming Metallica?
- It calms me down.

I never let school interfere with my education.

I do not want to know what people say behind my back - I'm on a high enough opinion.

The roof should move slowly on wheels.