Author of quotes: Mikhail Saltykov-Shchedrin. Page 3

As for the Nightingale, it is in the hardships of life could not complain. He sang from time immemorial so sweet that pine not only stupid, but also Moscow gostinodvorsky, listening to him, were touched. The whole world loved him, the whole world, Britain breath were heard as he climbed into the woody thicket, sweet songs zahlebyvalsya. But he was voluptuous and slavolyub beyond all measure.

The woodpecker was a modest scientist, and led a strictly sheltered life. Anybody never saw (many even thought he voraciously, like all serious scientists, drinking), but whole days of sitting on a pine bough, and all the digging. And stockade it a whole bunch of historical research: "the Genealogy of the devil", "were you married Baba Yaga" and so on. But no amount of digging, a publisher for his booklet could not find.

The bullfinch was a small snapper, served in the regiment as a clerk and learn how to punctuate, and began to publish without prior censorship, newspaper "Herald of the forest". Only way to adjust but could not. It is something to relate to - but you cannot touch; that something will not touch an touch not only possible, but necessary. And it is for the head of the tuk Yes tuk.

Magpie-beloboka, the good thief she is, the keys to the Treasury gave.

And now I think about the eagles: "the Eagles the eagles the essence, and that's all. They are predatory, carnivorous, but have in the justification that nature gave them only antivegetativa. And as they, at the same time strong, farsighted, quick and ruthless, it is very natural that with the appearance of them, all feathered Kingdom in a hurry to conceal. And it comes from fear, not from admiration, as say the poets. And the eagles always live in alienation, in inaccessible places, hospitality is not doing, but Rob, and in his free time asleep robbery".

If led since the beginning, the wolves hares with the skin tear, and vultures and owls crows pluck, although in this order nothing prosperous no, but since it's still "order" it should be, and we should recognize it for such. And if neither the hares nor the ravens not only not complain, but continue to multiply and populate the earth, it means that "order" comes out of him from time immemorial certain boundaries.

In the administration's reputation in the first step depends on all future administrator.

Damn the time with major crimes citadel public improvement builds, but folly, folly, folly a thousand times the time that the same goal thinks to achieve with crimes shameful and small!

The story is just cancel the bloodshed values, and the small mentions with spitting.

It's amazing how sometimes causes the most insignificant to the most serious consequences result.

In the sphere of administrative activity the first error is the most fatal. Gave the outset the administrative direction of the random run, it later, more and more will alienate him from the straight line...

So in the time wrestler among forest peasants was that each of their tries. The animals roamed, birds - flying insects - crawling up one March is not wanted.

Major and serious villainy often referred to as brilliant, and as such are recorded on the tablets of History. Villainy is small and comic called shameful, and not only the history of confusion is not administered, but also from his contemporaries do not receive praise.

With an open discussion of not only errors, but the absurdity is easily resolved.