Author of quotes: Henrik Jagodzinski
Children have money more often than parents, because children have parents, and parents, as a rule, no longer have parents.
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MegaMozg 27-01-2023 / 02:48
There will come a time when a person will kiss the footprint of a person. Until he realizes it's just his own footprint.
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MegaMozg 12-06-2022 / 14:03
Beckoned with his finger and she was coming with me. However, go, not go, and to entice always possible.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:54
Be not like others, and let others be other.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:54
A miracle: he was hit on the cheek, he turned the other; hit the other, and he substitutes a third.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:54
We change for the better followed with such speed that no good time to settle down.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:53
The world is full of other people's girlfriends.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:53
Fool's luck? They're not that stupid.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:53
Twice two is four, and will be even better.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:53
Dragon: a legendary monster that feeds on virgins. The last dragon died of starvation.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:53
A compromise between science with religion: God created the monkey.
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MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 08:45
Rich miss you more.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:56
Economic problem: how to subtract to add.
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 12:36
I have fantastic will power: I can absolutely do nothing.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:15
Happy hours are not watching, and then complain that happiness lasted so briefly.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:55