Character: Dipper Pines

- Scientific data necessary to fix. I started to keep a diary.
- Ahhh, diaries!! It... sorry... I just got excited... for diaries. You carry on.
So I started to keep a diary.
- Ahhh!!
- Ahem, not going to pay attention.

- I will stop you, bill! I get to the diary before you did, and I will stop you!
- How you gonna stop me, if you don't sushestvuyet? Ahahahahahaha AHAHA

- I can not hear this sound! I hate you! Must be some way to crack the password. Who do we have encryption specialist?..
I know of such a specialist. Well, well, well! You're incredibly persistent, man! Hats off!
- Come again?!
- Did you miss me? Admit it: you missed me!
- Still! You helped Gideon! You almost brought to mind our uncle Stan!
Just to have a job. No offense. But I followed YOU since then. And I have to say, I'm impressed.
Really?..
- You deserve a prize. Here, forever screaming head! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The point is, I like you! Do you mind if I give you some advice? But I would ask a small favor in return.
- Any service I provide I will not! Don't forget who defeated whom at the time!
- Yes, you... "defeated" me. But if you change your mind, I will always be there. And ready to make a deal. Would you like to see you in three seconds? A-a-a-a-a!!!
- A-a-a-a-a!!!

- High school, Dipper! Girls will be girls. And we'll teach... You know what.
- Trigonometry?

If you ever pass through the Pacific Northwest, you probably saw the sticker on someone's bumper with name "Gravity falls". This place is not on the cards, and the majority of people about it never heard. Someone thinks that this is a myth. But if you are curious, do not wait. Go. Look it up. It is somewhere deep in the woods... Waiting for you.

- I was hanging out with the guys, they are half human-palubicki...
- Began...
But then, to pass the test, they were told to do one bad thing... and I refused.
- Acted like a real man. Well done.
- Huh?
- You did the right thing, although everyone was against it. It's a man thing. In my opinion.

- Dipper that I asked you not to do at least one night?
Not to resurrect the dead...
- And what did you do?
- Raised...

- Grunkle Stan, can we take the axe as evidence?
- Hmm, if I were a responsible adult, I would not allow children to play with the axe. Good thing I don't like this! Avenge me!

- Think. What is the #1 problem with most monster hunts?
- You are a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie.
Think that is the main problem when hunting monsters?
- You're a minor character and die within the first five minutes of the film.

- Um, accidentally overstocked some inventory, so how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop on the house?
- Really? What's the catch?
- The catch is do it before I change my mind.
Who would have thought: I've accidentally bought full. How about to take one of the little things from the gift shop to each of you?
Really? What's the catch?
- The trick is to do it before I change my mind.