Character: Lawyer. Page 2



- I understand you have had a tough time: three adoptive family for three years, injury, suicide of miss Lucy...
- And your client talked about his role in these events?
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- You made a mistake, Commissioner, and misled journalists. It was an unfortunate mistake. Yes, Mr. Mikati had a stormy youth, he was selling cigarettes in Tangier, then gambling in nice, where he became a victim of the war gaming houses.
- But the drugs he was never interested in, right?
- It can be seen from his profile. And it would therefore be very desirable in the future to avoid such mistakes. Otherwise, there will be less one head of the Department and more than one local Commissioner, who catches thieves and whores.
- Or Commissioner will not be at all?
- Or Commissioner will not at all.
- My dear master! I was not mistaken and not misled journalists, the evidence I will present. Your client is a big beast, it can be seen from his profile. So wild in his youth, in nice there is a chance to compensate for total tranquility in the Central prison. Time - twenty years!
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- Look, this thing will hurt your finances. How would you rate your condition?
- We invest mainly in Railways.
- Yes, Radianska branch, Baltimore, United Agio, Pennsylvania.
- I want to buy trams. I have Atlantic Avenue and Marvin gardens.
I have four houses on Baltic Avenue, I want them to demolish and build a hotel.
- I took second place in a beauty contest is $ 50 net.
This monopoly or what?
I'm quickly going through the whole circle and will receive $ 200.
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Being human means and what you need to benefit society, to move civilization forward.
Quote Explanation: Lawyer and Ted.
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I was buried under piles of the dead, and now I'm buried under piles of papers, court cases; I am crushed human beings, a society that yearns for again put me in the grave.
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Who wants a result that admits and funds.
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Suffering and injustice can kill a great and good man.
1 Season 6 Series
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- What are you reading now?
- What am I reading?
- What lies at the bedside?
- Interesting question... a bottle of beer, cigarettes... and accomodator.
4 Season 7 Series
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No, don't cheat the system! Stroking the system, play the system, work the system... But don't lie to her. Because then she will cheat on you even more cruel.
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- You're making a mistake, a big, big mistake! I know you're upset...
And, I'm not upset, and shocked, devastated?
- Jack, this is not the way to beat the system!
Is a way to cheat the system!
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- I understand that you're upset...
- Why should I be upset? I got rose bushes, right? What's his name got... what did you call him? Well, this...
- The beneficiary.
- He received three million, but he didn't get the rose bushes. The rose bushes I received, only I!
Quote Explanation: According to the will of all the status of the deceased went to neizvestnomu person, and the son received only a collection of roses
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(The lawyer's calling Hiddink)
- Gus, Hello! That's Dick. How are you?
- Hi, Dick! I bet 100 Euro that it is better than you.
- What are you doing there, Turkish hookahs smoke?
- No, Russian. I gave her Berezutski goodbye.
- Gus, what are you doing with these Russians that they played better?
- There in the corner is a stick with nails. Take it.
Why?
- See Ignashevich will understand. Wait, dick, I get a call.
(Hiddink is interrupted by another call)
- Hello? Hello? I'm listening to. Say, my time is expensive. You have 5 euros.
(The handset is silent, is heard sobbing)
- Gus?
- Sorry, Dick. Someone was breathing into the phone.
- So, it's Arshavin, how to drink, all the ex calls, I was when he left Zenit. So you gonna tell me the secret?
- Then, write down the recipe for victories.
(Finds a lawyer are shot with liquid and one drop drips on the chair. The chair begins to play with the ball)
I have found your potion. Thank you, Gus.
- I have to disappoint you: it even works on plants, birds, and furniture, but not in Russian! Come on, dick, good luck! But that's...
- What, Gus?
- Tell Zhirkov with a wet head on the street did not go...
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- What do we have? Brought the guy to the second stroke?
Yes. Makes you wonder, so do I darling what you think you are.
1 Season 20 Series
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