Character: Teacher. Page 5



If we're too interested in giving life meaning, then stop nature to act, and will be unable to read the signs of God.
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Fear is not a sign of cowardice. This fear allows us to be brave and dignified in the face of life situations. Anyone who has experienced the fear and in spite of him, acted, not letting him intimidate you - proves its mettle. But somebody who is in a difficult situation was not considered dangerous, only proves their irresponsibility.
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The heart of a man who knows how to forgive, pure and fragrant.
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Often we resent the good things that are coming at us. We do not accept them because it would make us feel that we owe God.
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Many people are afraid of happiness. For them to live a full life means to change many of their habits and lose their sense of identity.
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... Every day has its own miracle. Accept the blessings, work and create minor works of art today. Tomorrow You get another.
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A person who seeks only the light, dodging commitments, will never find illumination. And the one who looks directly at the Sun, eventually going blind.
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If the decision has to be made, better to do it and deal with the consequences. You can't know in advance what the consequences. The art of divination has been designed to advise people, but not to predict the future. It gives good advice, but a bad prophecy. In one of the prayers Jesus taught us, saying, "the Lord will do." When He poses the problem, It also gives a solution. If divination would be able to predict the future, each predictor would be rich, married and happy.
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- Is there a secret to being funny?
- Is. Silence.
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- Okay, class, turn to page 63 in your books.
But... we Have the same biology! Why do we read "the vampire Diaries"?
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- Lisa is looking at Nelson!
- LISA LIKES NELSON!
- Not true!
- MILHOUSE LIKES LISA!
- Not true!
- JANEY LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Not true!
UTHER LIKES MILHOUSE!
- Calm down - nobody likes Milhouse!
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- For the next lesson, each of you should write your own version of this sonnet... [kat raises her hand] Yes, miss "I Have on all have an opinion"!
- It is necessary to write in verse?
- ... I want to say, you have no claim to my assignment?
- No, I think a very good job.
- Are you kidding me?!
- I really want to do it...
- Out of class!
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Be truthful, love to learn, stay to the death, improving your way. The country is in danger - her visit in the country insurgency - do not live there. When under Heaven follow the way, be in sight, and there's no way hide. Be ashamed to be poor and humble when the country is the way; be ashamed to be noble and rich, when there is no way.
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- My mom's a teacher.
- And your dad?
- Mmm. My dad... He's... a liar.
- A liar? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
- Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
- Oh! I see. You mean he's a lawyer.
My mother is a teacher.
- And your dad?
- Mmm. My dad... He's a liar.
- A liar? I'm sure you didn't mean a liar.
Well, he wears a suit, goes to work in the court and addressed the judge.
- Oh, I see. You wanted to say, your dad is a lawyer.
Quote Explanation: in English the word liar (a liar) and the lawyer (attorney) sound almost the same.
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- Who are you?
You.
- No, not me, you.
- You, you?
- Just answer the damn questions. Who are you?
- I already said! Who are you?
- Are you deaf?
- No, you're blind!
- I'm not blind, you're blind!
- That's what I said!
- You said what?
- I said "what" I said "you".
- This is me asking you!
- And you say...
- Shut up! You..
Yes.
- Not you, he... what's the name?
- J.
- Yes, you!
- I-I.
- He - I, I - You.
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