Character: Edward. Page 2

Be yourself - don't argue with fate!

- Now explain. You see, here, the Pentagon and the Drafting Committee shall consist of idiots and imbecile, which I can't trust my own invention. But if you pull Generalissimos, the three of us will be able to consume the elixir, the most effective method. We will master the world and set in the new world order.
- I don't know, ' I said.
- Now explain. The fact that many people violate the laws and established rules of conduct, because each of them thinks that he, in fact, not so much to lose. Such a person thinks: no matter what I did, what would do to me, I will still die. The consciousness of the inevitability of death makes some people fearless and even desperate. And the elixir will be different. In fact, we can even undo a punishment, including prison and the death penalty. Why? We're just going to distribute the elixir strictly in accordance with the behavior. Behave well, get a monthly portion. Next month is going to be good, you get more. But those who is disobeying those we will elixir be taken away. Some on time, some forever. And so, you can imagine all the people, the majority of those who have been and are good, go young, strong, ruddy. And those who refused to follow the example of the majority, grow old, get sick, lose their hair and teeth...

- Stop! - I stopped him. - You do not tell me stories. No Generalissimus not actually exist, because I personally just made it up. You know, just invented.
"Perhaps," shrugged the Professor. But it doesn't change anything, because all reality is a figment of someone's imagination. Fiction is born out of nothing, and then comes to life and shows the desire for self-development. But if you made it up, then your plot would be the time to correct. Your SIM should disappear. Forever. Angileri it in any way. And then you can annihilate and Horizon. And Generalissimos should be brought down to Earth. It you really need.

"Right," I said happily. - You very correctly say. That to me is. I think one thing and then it turns out completely different.
"Exactly," said Edward. - The same happened with our unfortunate Generalisimusa. He also had his plan. He, when with his angry generals came to power, wanted to establish a new order. Began to struggle with corruption and bureaucracy, to speak out against inequality.
And most importantly, apart from most of these generals for all key positions, introduced the principle of constant turnover and rejuvenation of personnel. The generals have not yet seized power, was with his program, I agree. But when captured, their own designs began to change. They wanted their places to sit forever. And Genialissimo do not yet understand, and demanded that they work, discipline, reports to the people. And then decided to enter the principle of equality: from each according to ability, to everyone - equally.

- Filterable virus of foot and mouth disease, especially the rapidly developing in the body... <...> nicotine, alcohol, and...
- Excesses bad...
Yes.

- Tell me, did it hurt?
It all depends on the needle diameter.
- Tell, and you have dia-a-Amer... Already, huh?

I just cheated on my wife.
Congratulations, man, you're a man!

- Yes the fuck you I do need this!
- I can leave.
- Now, run!

When you look at the Currency with a knife, now comes the difficult, the feeling that she might not hear the end of it.

In the area of the epidemic. We're vaccinating everyone. Foot and mouth disease!

Don't worry, in the morgue I'll change you!

- Or - "Memento mori"!
- Instantly.
- In the sea!

Cursed be the day when I sat behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner!
Yes wither his carb forever!