TV series: 2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men). Page 6

- There was a kiss. Spontaneous, but perceived by your humble servant.
- Wow! It was as boring as you say?

- You want me to say a decade of the child that the one who he likes, not loves it, but only pretending? Yes?
He lives in Los Angeles. Let accustomed.

- Charlie, you can call me old fashioned, but I don't want my son started to play at the tote earlier than it will have a drinking problem.

- Teachers seem to be underpaid?
- It's true.
- Want to help you: dinner's on me!

- Hello, Mr. Harper.
- Oh, Hey, Gordon... been a while.
- Yes, 2 years.
- Well, what did you do?
Well... I finished night school, got an education in business, met an incredible girl, got married, got a job in a good office broker, but the firm of bent, the wife left, and-and-and... *looks at pizza* you to 28.50.

My younger brother will turn 40.
- How old are you?
- 39.

- All creating the ideal that God created them... Except you. You suck.

- You said I was special!
- Yes, it is.
- Yes, along with the other three.
- Special, but not unique.

As the saying goes, the early bird catches no one gives. What, you don't have anyone to fool around at night?

God gives us children so that death didn't seem like the biggest disappointment in my life.

Love is not blind, she's stupid.

- I think someone is spreading gossip about you?
Worse. I think someone is spreading the truth about me.

Why seek the king, if you throw even a pawn?
(Why achieve Korolyov, when you reject even the pawns?)

- Berta, these fish sticks are great.
Thank you... My secret is to take them out of the fridge.