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If a friend invites you to join her in losing weight and says that she bought yogurt, ask her to bake him pancakes! After all, happiness loves wide open spaces and not the tight corset in which it can not even breathe. Happiness has a scent of fresh baking, charm, warm smiles and an immeasurable weight of sincere love.

Here in the last month up to toilet and see Helga the fridge. She pulls out half of the cake and said that times a day impossible, the night God himself commanded.

I hate the hamster inside.

How to lose weight quickly? Diet "the exam". Only gnaw granite science, drink coffee and own tears.

- You know, I have a special diet... we only have Apple pies, and... and I'm sick of them. Here.

Yeah, you're a little lost weight. Diet?
- Life with you.

Well, you tell me good, when the woman bones alone? Yes, any normal man does. On the boards we in a coffin, lie down...

You're so thin!
- Yes, I'm on the chocolate diet.
- Ah! My girl was starving!

Since time immemorial, women fight in the battle between food and beauty.

When on a diet, you begin to be deceived is to think that your whole life you are subject to.

I searched the Internet for the phrase "I'm going to walk the Earth and my hunger is limitless", but I keep getting redirected to the sites about diet!

Diet and modern diet methods, anyway, are reduced to combinations of self-restraint, self-torture and self-deception.

Wouldn't it be wiser to keep stock for an extra week in the refrigerator, and not to carry them myself?!

We the seventh day of the diet I had a strange vision: the door to the room open, looks at her refrigerator, looking at me intently and then quietly closes the door.