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- Teddy, no!
- To hell with the diet, I'm hungry.
- It is not food, it's cardboard, varnish and paint.
I don't care!
Quote Explanation: Teddy started to eat a fake Burger.
1 Season 2 Series
№ 291275   Added MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 15:15
I drank more wine. I was ready to clear the air myself and burn it all with fire. Now you have to sit and wait. I was getting worse. Depression, suicide was often the result of improper diet. But I eat well. If the body is not eaten, the mind is also hungry.
№ 290340   Added MegaMozg 12-06-2017 / 13:49
In any bookstore best selling cookbooks and books about diet. Some teach how to cook, others like to use it for food.
№ 285343   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2017 / 08:33
On the plane, I can say the same thing about dieting: this is the best thing to recommend to another person.
№ 285341   Added MegaMozg 01-05-2017 / 08:32
The other day I read a women's magazine because I wanted to punish myself. Felt disgusting, and there tips for weight loss. The one I saw in Cosmo. They asked the women: "the next time you're on a diet, don't spoil the day." Because the day is spoiled if you eat a doughnut, have to commit suicide. "Don't spoil the day, fried foods, instead grab a handful of almonds". A handful of almonds! Cosmo said to take a handful of almonds, just a handful of almonds. Anus himself shove a handful of almonds, Cosmo. Let's get rid of the hunger. I'm a grown woman, not a forest squirrel.
Quote Explanation: Cosmo - Cosmopolitan.
№ 276216   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:45
Need to look just as you are. To feel comfortable. Otherwise, what should I do? To feel hunger every single day to make other people happy? That's just silly.
Quote Explanation: Standards of beauty and dieting.
№ 275911   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 09:12
Steal the wife in the kitchen cupcake.
Enemy of the people I now in the family.
But also to live it more interesting!
But also to live it more fun!
You wanted to become slimmer
Reduce appetite and lose weight.
So I helped! To hurry.
Well I love!
And the caption below:
Cupcake.
№ 267651   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:52
- What book about the diet you're looking for?
I do not know. Something like "How to get rid of fat after childbirth, sitting on my ass."
- I thought you were serious!
- And I'm serious. As soon as I eat a chocolate bar with caramel and nougat.
5 Season 4 Series
№ 267054   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:31
Two years of investment and research "of the Dieton" spawned branded "FOOD"(R) <...> the End result is a food product, almost indistinguishable from the other except for two characteristics - first, the prices that were slightly higher, and secondly, the nutritional value is about the same as the player "Sony". No matter how much I eat too many, you're still going to lose weight. No matter how much I eat too many, you're still going to lose weight. And hair. And complexion. And if you use a product long enough, and signs of life.
№ 246764   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:28
... One day they are all day, beginning at noon, ate healthy. The verdict was: you can easily and very good to live on healthy food, if in advance a big Breakfast.
№ 246708   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:26
I heard that black is slimming.
- Slimming only diet, Feli.
2 Season 23 Series
№ 246505   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:19
Bread and butter - the best thing invented by people.
№ 244969   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:03
For the sake of beauty - stamped and diet will eat.
№ 241085   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:05
A great diet! Just great! Cucumber-caldereta called. While reprimanded, lose weight!
№ 239171   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:56
- What kind of diet?
Egg and grapefruit.
- I once was it like this. Good luck to you, doll.
Yeah it's not so bad.
- How long you been on it?
- The whole day.
- The whole day? Now only the hour of the day.
- So what?
№ 235759   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 10:28