metro [Theme] Page 5

- Noticed that 60% of the population of Moscow, the descent into the subway, turn my brain off
They just ping the server to lose.

It seems to me that if the sash door how to sharpen, then crush in the subway would be less.

- Why Moscow metro on the cards?
- I don't know, we jump.

In the subway all the evil of loneliness.

This is Alan, Kazbek and Zaur, they have their own business in Moscow, they managed metro access to the restaurant car!

In the depths of the underground
I'm looking for a station called Faith
I'm looking for a station called Hope
But I was drunk and went somewhere in between.

Standing by the subway waiting for a friend. Near the transition is Granny and yells:
Hot cakes, fresh from the oven...
Friend is late. Stand for 15 minutes. All the exact same lady:
Almost hotcakes...
Most importantly told the truth))

Passing through the turnstiles in the subway, ready to strike.

In France. Metro.
- Escalators are not long, apparently, and the depth is not very large, it's not like in my hometown - Saint-Petersburg, go back in and already half the day has passed.

If you see nothing, then you're either blind, or became a sage.

In the subway next to me sits a guy with a gift. After two stops finish the book, put them in the bag. Opens the gift, there is photo album, he looks at it, laughs, smiles, many pictures with inscriptions. At the end of the photo album - A4 sheet on it - "I'm leaving you."
When he looked at me, I got out of the car.

(to the tune of Figaro's Aria)
Arbatskaya, Prague and Bratislava, Moscow, Avtozavodskaya,
Marino, Vykhino, Novogireevo, On Krasnopresnenskaya transition.
Krasnogvardeyskaya, Falcon, Smolenskaya, victory Square, Square Podbelskogo,
River station, China town, Belyaevo, don't forget things in the subway.
Riga pushed On Roman shoved, Regalia disgusting in Novokuznetsk,
The door caught on the station Sviblovo, And was released on ENEA.
In Orekhovo drinking, Altufevo ate At the Theatre listening to music,
We smoked at the station Chekhovskaya, And was released on ENEA.
Novokuznetsk, Novokuznetskiy,
Novokuznetsk, Novokuznetskiy,
Novokuznetsk, Novokuznetskiy,
Damn, escalator got pants!
The Kursk went down in the Tula up, Kantemirovskaya long cursed,
Has sent where I did not understand, But it seems at ENEA,
Bitsa Park, Moscow, Komsomol,
Okhotny Ryad, Sviblovo, Kozhukhovskaya.
Vernadsky Prospekt and Proletarsky,
Fili and Bagrationovskaya,
Airport, South-West Of Kashira,
South Butovo and Borovitsky,
And all this Lenin,
We started in the thirties, In the thirties, In the thirties,
In the thirties!

He goes to work, he takes the subway.
He's in the crowd of people making his way to the exit.
He looks around and leans to the conclusion,
What evil have already won good.

The height of absurdity: to have a guardian angel and not to have money for the metro.