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... Mrs. Shpilman had known that, despite all its perfection, beauty and fire, no girl will never fit her son. But there is always a mismatch, isn't it?

I always appreciate, especially when someone dressed up. It's nice. You know, I like this elderly bride: happily, for you when someone else does something.

- It will be a sensation! Let's call it "the Last single girl".
- Well, I'm hardly the last single girl...
Yeah, just forty years is the limit when a woman can be photographed in a wedding gown without the unintended Diane Arbus subtext.
But the category called "Great style at any age".
- The style is Yes. Bride - don't think...

No, I did not give... down the aisle to drag yourself...
Mom, well not guilty I, not guilty I
That rumor about love, but it's just PR!
We are not to blame, we are not to blame,
What men do not seek here to be married.
- Oh, girls, what men in show business went!
- Fifty-weeks, he's in the hit parade lasted - you were with my mom last weekend!
Hits they do! Would be better if children were making hits, that if Russia will raise?
Lolita anyone... Baba well done!
Chekhov is one long... - She would down the aisle...
S. alone! - Guys, how so?
Friske alone too! - What the hell kind of mess?

Choose a bride in the absolute sobriety of mind.

You can't imagine how fun to get away from the bride, and to sit down to write poetry.

- All newly brides want only one. "I want my groom all his life loved only me alone."
And how can you fulfill such a desire?
- Very simple. If her fiancé dies instantly, technically those count as "a lifetime of love only me alone."

They say that spirits cause easier
Than to get rid of them.
The same happens with the bride,
Of course, if you're the groom.

Young was no longer young.

The bride, your Dorm like?
- What, are you crazy, no!
Well, there is an alternative - under the same roof with the ancestors.
- No, it's worse. As well, your family need to create, without any outside interference.

The bride will resist, kick, even bite... Call the police, shouting: "I will complain to the regional Committee!" But you don't pay attention, it's an old beautiful custom.

The bride can give anything except iron fist.

Lucky enough, the bride will go home.
Wer das Glück hat, führt die Braut heim.

Uncle Alex, tell me, your fiancée collects stickers?