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Oh, Libra, scales, Libra, thank you that you have
After the dream a nightmare, you have to eat!
№ 393871   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:42
The woman screamed in her sleep and opened his eyes,
And in the dawn silence stepped on the scales.
The woman looks at the scoreboard and joy doesn't believe
There is a two-digit number - ninety-nine!
№ 393870   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:39
Oh, I'm stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid-and,
Deep in me, my slender figure.
№ 393869   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:36
Stood a woman not scale, taking off his clothes,
Jewelry and underwear. With bated hope.
It's not only saved a woman from a disorder
She is a three-digit number issued device.
№ 393868   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2020 / 11:33
I, for example, work by a team of sports and, frankly, when any kind of action, they I will not name. And even if I say I'm "gay feather" or "Fairy-pohudela" it nifiga not change. So let's call a "Fat man" and will start to do something.
Quote Explanation: in the club of overeaters anonymous
№ 391283   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2020 / 05:00
The main function of brain is to mock its host. Those who though time in life to lose weight especially felt it. When you limit yourself in the diet, it is impossible, se is impossible. And at some point your brain says, "Honey is good!" And you eat three cakes of "Cake".
№ 379588   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2019 / 17:26
Unmade shirt last joy fat. You can see the guy with the shirt on the issue and think: "He probably was in a hurry? He dresses in simple?" But you know, someone very close to him saw him dressed in shirt and said, "do Not. unpleasant to watch. You better not end up dressed". The shirt on the issue as a male bra with pads: underneath it is a surprise that you do not like.
№ 379183   Added MegaMozg 25-09-2019 / 19:03
In the West, tolerance is the ability to leniently treat the man with some external faults or beliefs, not like you, in Russia, all the tolerance is to ensure that the offensive words are just replaced with synonyms, which makes it even more offensive. <...> Us, thick, and even as a social class allocated.
Did for us some clothing stores. Seen these stores? "Clothing store custom sizes" is called. To hell with him, it seems to be tolerant of sounds, but why do they thus "Three fat men"? Why the poster of some three fat bastard with a pig on a leash? It is not tolerance! And the one with this caption: "wide Doors are not open, go sideways"! It's a shame!
№ 378164   Added MegaMozg 10-09-2019 / 05:06
The dressmaker took my dress, and dress penny increased waist - best day of my life!
- What about the day you met me?
- I'm not changing my answer.
12 Season 24 Series
№ 370641   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 02:07
You can't lose weight by talking. It is necessary to close the mouth.
Quote Explanation: The author is unknown. Epilogue to Chapter "Calculation finished"
№ 366089   Added MegaMozg 09-04-2019 / 22:03
- This is my lunch: peanut butter and sardines. My body is now actively growing.
- Very active - breadth!
№ 360712   Added MegaMozg 12-02-2019 / 14:02
Here ate the Eclair fourth - and inside, everything blooms. But a few days later the pants on my belly button with a heart-rending cry.
№ 355973   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2019 / 04:03
Anyone who claims that is proud of its extra weight (say, people should not be stereotyped like), openly lying or living, tricking himself. Better to be proud of the desire to be healthy and beautiful. Love yourself, respect yourself, be proud of yourself - it's just the base itself does not start, because the outer reflects the inner.
№ 355324   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2019 / 07:03