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A friend complains:
- This new furniture is so fragile. New chair literally went underneath me!
Ranevskaya:
- It was not necessary for him to sit down.

- Where you are so pumped, in the army?
- No, as kids we were thick.
Fatties need to learn to fight or get used to abuse.
- We are tired of insults.

- Lena, what have you done to yourself?!
- Well, I think, added a bit...
- Yes you rather not sickly multiplied!

- You said that she weighs only 56 lbs!
- Let's clarify, I said that she weighs 56 kg and looks at all 100.
- Well?
- So what? Now add these two numbers and you will know the net weight of the Gali.

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop!
How rude and stupid he is!
Big and round like a watermelon
Fat toddler.
Fatty! It's time for you
Take a ride on the tube!
Fear not, children of these pipes
Will not be harmed Augustus Gloop!
But what then happens to him?
He will come back very different!

To this marriage was a shock of hair, where are they now? You were like a spike, and now? Move over penguin inflated.

Curious: just because you happen to sick and fat, almost everyone, even complete strangers, have the right to throw derisive nickname, mocking your specific complexion.

Food is the first form of love.

These rolls are then in your parts go.

- I'm a pastry chef, I just work with food.
- Yes you live with your food!

Don't run from your problem. Although if you run, the problems would not have been.

If you have decided to lose weight, lose weight not by summer, but for themselves.

Fat has its advantages too:
All wrinkles don't have enough skin.

Found a Cat cassette with the inscription: "XXX". Said the Cat what is the movie about the Lover, the Mistress and the Hulk. Asked why then the pants zinaidy rice Zakharovna loved written: "XXXL"? I don't know. Probably: "Good Hamster - Mug burst".