Author of quotes: Eugene Chichirko

Sit yourself on the couch in his apartment, you want - in shorts, you want - in a clown suit, but at least naked sitting. Poke at the buttons on the keyboard or on the screen like how to communicate. Ask questions, respond to others, Express my opinion, joke, laugh... Just laugh like? Two buttons pressed: the colon and parenthesis - count laughed, and for the lazy you can even one click - list of your emotions on the screen. Smileys, faces, balls with flags. It's not only you smile - they are the bunnies laughing. They have fun, they are happy, hugging, kissing, rolling on the floor laughing. That they are there, in your virtual world. And the two sit at the monitor and think it's their emotions.

They say if you look long into an abyss, the abyss starts to look at you. Not know is true or not, but Hulk said that he saw someone he winked at the mouth of Zinaida rice Zakharovna loved when she bit off in one fell swoop polpalki sausage.

A sudden craving prunes with the vinegar and cry...

Played with the Hulk around for fun. Then the curiosity and dedication. The cat decided to bluff and bet hard work. In General, his deception was revealed, all paperairplane remained at his. Hulk with education, a cat with laziness, well, I, of course, with charisma...

The hostess said that she wants feijoa. Boyfriend ran somewhere, and Hulk went to write this word to be a mystery crossword puzzle. Right then was the cat, and I told him the cuffs hung for swearing. Uncomfortable now, it would be necessary to apologize...

Read with Hulk tale "puss in boots". Then went to the closet and looked at the screen. The book is better. Does not stink, too.

Honestly, I do not really want to climb in these thickets of human stupidity.

Today I drove to the house. First, according to tradition, came to the house Baiyun. At first I was indignant that there is no tray, and then remembered that he still the ancient cat, and went to find mugs and villains at the same time.

... if we in the house there will be fright, we have not dumplings, and sometimes.

The wind caught the clouds, Kuzmich - moonshine, grandfather of the Germans. In the evening all dispersed. Someone's home, and someone not in on the joke.

The sounds of the rat race will always be louder than common sense.

Some people believe in fate, others not. And for the third the fate of the people - only road on which they are first and second.

Always start with Love. Otherwise, you're just gonna ruin the soul, and it will become unfit for anything. Nobody wants a leaky Cup.

They say that fear has big eyes. Fig. Fear the pants brown.