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Why are you insanely annoying morning show anchor who confuses the cases and declensions, tells stupid jokes, and he laughs at them.
Because this is a normal guy, Dorval to the microphone, doesn't understand that he's an idiot on the air.

Right now, seen SUCH a man!!! Brunet, growth 188, dark brown eyes, the Figure is really something, broad shoulders, fucking hands.... Eh... what did not you see on TV...

Oh, sorry, rich Buratinka. My box does not catch the news. Only the Baptist channel and some Chinese Boxing.

Those who read books, will always operate those who watches TV.

What if we leave the children alone today?
- What, all alone?
- Well, not really, with a TV.

I think the worst torture for me - watching your TV show!

- ... On his left hand instead of the palm...
- Hook!
- The knife!
- No. Celery!
- Celery?
Yes. And he walks, limping, because he doesn't have one of his legs. And where there should be leg, he... Patrick Duffy from the TV!
- Patrick Duffy?! Cartman, Yes, the same guys are scary!
- How not scared? Yes, you've seen the TV series he starred? The horror!

You can die in the company of a TV. If only there was something to watch tonight.

I only have two activities: cattle-box and booze.

- Nowadays the main decoration of the table?
- Flowers!
- Bone!
TV! And you have it web shows.

It is horror stuff seems, something about love snot with sugar, depending on which channel you tune in.

TV spoils the eyesight, and the House-2 in his head!

TV is ruining the brain.

I'm just thinking, 'says Seth,' that television makes us God. And we all might nothing like the TV God.