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God, it's morning! Just head to the pillow, close your eyes and you lift. Well, who would know how to not want to get up! However, I still have five minutes before your alarm, you can lie at your leisure, until this mechanical sadist not began to ring. Disgusting invention of mankind, but, unfortunately, necessary. Not even opening his eyes, the face butilenica see: ready, bastard, ringing...
№ 120710   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:41
Morning. Bad morning.
And the day seems to rock,
You have to climb.
And suddenly on the radio, great song.
And this song is the best thing that can happen in the morning.
But then a call.
And see that is calling an old friend.
And I think:
My friend, I'll call you back.
I'll call you in about three minutes.
Let the song finish!
№ 120157   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:48
In the dream I yellow lights
And wheezing in my sleep I:
- Wait a little, wait a little,-
Morning is wiser!
But in the morning it is not so,
That is not fun:
Or smoke on an empty stomach
Or drink from a hangover.
№ 119934   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:38
Go to bed in a coffin. And every morning - do - rising from the dead.
№ 119678   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 22:27
Early in the morning, unable to sleep any more, got up and went down to the street. Hour birds and scavengers.
№ 118850   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:51
I started having morning sickness. I'm not carrying the baby, I'm just sick of morning.
№ 118279   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:25
He woke up early, as always, Wake up people, passionately waiting for something or anything concerned, and, climbing out of bed, opened the window, to swallow, as he put it, a Cup of fresh air.
№ 117876   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:06
Every time in the morning leave in the evening again.
№ 117592   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:50
- I wanted to know about laboratory.. 7:30 in the morning? Are you crazy? How much do I have to get out of the house? At 6:50? It's still dark!
- Yes, but at 9 the next lesson. So you have to be here at 7:30.
- Professor, I have another idea.
- Obviously, there are no other lessons?..
- What if I speak to an instructor 9-hour lab? We make it 9:30 and start at 8. Everyone will be happy!
- Why getting up early is a problem? You do not accidentally from relocation of witnesses?
- No, I'm not the average student. I'm 26. I dropped out of College freshman year, to gain experience from life. Received. And now I'm back!
Ha ha. And the first thing you learn is to get up early.
Okay. Well. You are the boss... And you who's the boss?
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№ 116494   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 19:56
And when the morning comes, I walk the Boulevard sleepy
Where in fear, even the children run away from me.
I am a tired old clown, I wave a cardboard sword,
And the rays of my crown dying light of day.
№ 116123   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:51
I died at seven in the morning. It is necessary to something to start the day.
№ 116004   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:46
I'm very sensitive in the morning. I want there to be time to wash in cold water, to draw the eye and drink a glass of juice before I have to interact with people.
№ 115451   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:22
Woke up this morning, lying, waiting for mom Breakfast, and then I remembered that mom is me!
№ 113756   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 09:34
Morning, smoke, look - weekdays
Who change people who change the destiny?
Coffee mug, you're next, cook Breakfast,
Red eyes can not hide, yesterday cried.
№ 112041   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:56
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. But then the alarm clock rings, open your eyes... And away we go.
№ 110930   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:03