TV show: Comedy Underground

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Piss me off are people who are hungover are taking on the bluff of God. That hangover like, "God, help, please, I any more will not drink!" I once saw a dude who was bad, we go into the room, and he said, "Jesus... Christ... Help, save me!" We quit Smoking, go back, and he has: "Perun, the Rain-God, Yarilo, can you, boys?"

Every second now a panic attack. A panic attack is such bullshit, when you have wildly starts beating heart, you become very anxious, you think that is going to happen something terrible, or you do now will simply die. But really, this is nothing and you just *banutii. But it's horrible. I very long searched for ways to combat this, I read a lot of articles and one article I liked very much. There it was written that the panic attacks really helps Masturbation. And I'm like, "Well... Inexpensive, inexpensive seems to be fine, however, don't know if the subway attack to start, what to do, but to explain".

No idea as you can come up with to create the garbage disposal. It turns out, the builders made the entrance and such: "it was an Excellent entrance, but you know what's missing? Stink! And here's an idea: let on the ground floor, do the garbage and through all the floors let go of a huge pipe, where the people would slop with a roar to throw". So a great idea: so we just solve the problem of the lack of rats in the stairwell And will be rats, and cats will. And cats are cute.

Me a lot of what my mother told as a child what I now understand, I grew up in an atmosphere of exclusivity. She told me: you zodiac sign Leo is king of nature; even left-handed, of course, a genius. And Michael you know why we called you? No, I do not know. Because it means "like God". And here I am. And not even my name is Michael. I recently found out about it because I was born in Ukraine and I saw my birth certificate and it says - Michael. I think it's a little lower like God.

I live in Moscow, and in Moscow, as in any other Asian city, a very large crowd of people, and it's not always good.

In Russia, drivers are divided into two types: the neat and those who have the Navigator voice talking to Basta. If I sit in the car, a voice said, "Well, let's go on the cart?", I think, "In machine pitch, one hundred percent! Even if litter is not stopped, and these problems... the Probation on the carrier, in any way, I do not need!"