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In relation to equality, there are no rules.

- Women - Slayer. Take the mantis. The female after the act of love bite off their partner's head.
- A typical remark of a person who considered the car a continuation of his dick.
- And people in General continuation of the vagina. Goal!
- At least we are not such pigs and always you clean.
- Why such anger? Critical days?
- Yes, of course, the girl was able to be angry only with menstruation. Limited brains.
- What really hurts? Goal!
- America biased. A simple example: the wedding gifts that the bride and groom awarded. Everything for the kitchen only to brides.
- Small fee for years of feeding the lazy husband.
- Even so? Then tell me, why is the guy walking with a girl, she needs to slow down? It then the speed will not increase. Who said that being slow is better? On the contrary... Better go fast, this is useful for health. Goal!
But we don't start the war.
- I wish we had more Affairs in bed, we would settle down.
Whether you are in bed posusney, we would go forward.
- You then easy. Where the guy don't touch, he was all nice. And a woman is like looking for a needle in a haystack. You crevices the word "sex", and if you do come down, I believe that this event. We easier. Ready to dive for ostriconi at any time. We give pleasure, we lack selfishness.
- You - sex chauvinist!
- Yes, it is. And you, too!
- Here and there!
- Do you like Nelson ***llah, who believed that only white can be racist. FYI, prejudice is at all: whites, blacks, women, men. Goal!
- You cheated, I didn't watch the game.
Mel:
We like table footballers. Spinning, spinning, and in the heart of the steel needle.

Best of all we lie to ourselves.

He was thinking. Things changed over time, isn't it? But when you participate in these changes, it's harder for you to notice them. Need to take a step to the side to see them... try, anyway.
(A lot has changed, right? And when you yourself are part of these changes, notice them more difficult. Have to retreat to the side to see them... and still have to try.)

Sometimes home is the place where your heart is.

All will be forgotten, erased from memory like a forgotten bad dreams. You Wake up panting and sweating, and in fifteen minutes I can't remember what you were dreaming.

The fact that they have warm palms, and we have cold fingers.
One day they will understand (at least for a moment) that's better than us - no.
They have principles.
Sometimes they wash the dishes.
They are above us and can get the book from the top shelf.
They give us their very cool shirts.
When they say "I love you", it seems that you are.
They are able to install Windows.
They know and can even explain that when the person is alone, he is the man. They forgive us our feminism, although we note they generally do not forgive.
They kiss us on the forehead when can not stay.
They think that there are things we will never understand, and just so we all understand.
They put the hands on the knees.
They with maniacal persistence are willing to pay for our coffee, though they no longer understand why.
From their eyes shed tears, when the wind is blowing.
They go to the store when it's raining.
They want to take our pictures.
They remember about us is not what we are about.
They see no reason for our diet.
They are silent, when we speak of stupidity.
Although, when we say something clever, they too are silent.
They know better than we do: maybe in a hundred years, maybe from some other planets, but they call.
They will go to war if there will be war.
They do not notice spoiled make-up.
They pretend that they didn't get the holiday on March 8.
They want to change our lives.
Shop the latest money to spend on chocolate.
They will never learn to do this.
They are annoying, if we don't wear a bra, but not annoying, if not wearing it the wrong women.
They think not only about love.
They love their moms a lot more than we - their dad.
Deep down, they know how to sew.
They do not differ Allways by Kotex.
They can easily admit that the goal in life is to sleep with us.
They get us out of foreign guests, bring home and covered with a blanket. Sometimes they just cover us with a blanket.

- Dad, I'm not getting married, I'll live with you.
- Don't you dare threaten my father!

To look forward can only look back, and every human life has its own imitation of eternity: the wheel.

- Zay, why are you angry? From fate will not leave.
Another word, Vorontsov, and you from a concussion won't go away!

When they kill, everything happens very quickly and almost unnoticeably for the victim. But now I saw before me the slow decline of life in the body exhausted, but still refusing to surrender to the vampire, for years, sucked out his juices, the name of which is time.

- Let's prepare.
- What's the point? Only three hours left...
Just? You never went in "gazelles" on the road Ufa - Kazan... three hours is an eternity!

The last time it happens. I want to say something, but the words only come out some are not. Or just not something you say or do something opposite. And trying to get better, even more confused, in the direction of leaving, and then can't understand that at first I wanted to say. It's like I'm two halves of the split and run it for yourself, then from myself. Is at the center of something of such a thick column, and around it I am with a catch-up play. And every time the most right words I have another, and I, who here, in any way it can not catch up with.

There is a perfect world of lies. Where everything is true.