Author of quotes: Genji Nelson
Reality breaks my bones.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:27
I love you, I tell him, but instead it comes out, "Hi.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:24
If you are going through hell, move on, don't stop.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:21
Plato believed that there used to be creatures with four legs, four arms and two heads. They were completely self-sufficient, happy to the extent of ecstasy and strong. So strong that Zeus cut them in half and scattered them around the world, which doomed people to the eternal search for their second half, the one with whom they have one soul for two. And only the luckiest find each other, you know.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:15
If Mom dies, the sun will go out.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:06
When this person enters the room, all the walls fall.
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MegaMozg 27-04-2021 / 02:03
Dad is not fooled. Because he's an artichoke. According to his own mother, Grandmother Sweetwine, who never understood how she gave birth to such a thistle.
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MegaMozg 03-03-2021 / 13:00
I watch the wind blow me away.
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MegaMozg 03-03-2021 / 12:57
And yes, a sudden announcement: some people are clearly out of this world, and she is one of them.
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MegaMozg 03-03-2021 / 12:54
I love pizza so much that even when I eat pizza, I want pizza...
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MegaMozg 05-06-2017 / 19:15