Author of quotes: Dylan Moran. Page 1

Sorry for the spoiler, but we all die. And people hate when I say it out loud. Especially during sex.

Late is complete nonsense and a lie. You can come in pajamas, scratching the eggs with a fork, and there will be all the same garbage. Nothing happened.

I'm always frightened in the morning: I don't know where I am.

Well, I'll help you do homework. We will never use in real life, they invented it, so you don't think about sex.

Men are constantly thinking "What will I do if I of this alley will fly the rocket? I think I will understand this situation."

All women know that men have PMS. Enough to be with a man, wait until he starts to do something, then go up and talk to him.

Every woman has a bunch of letters too painful to be read or thrown out. They must be kept, never to re-read.

Men have no memory. Women have, so is civilization. The woman remembers that you told her 17 years ago! And even as you looked at her this morning!

America, you know, are interested only in the new Europe. This refers to places like Scrooby, Nubia and Eirovia. Places where tractor is a Ministry. And people for dinner, eat a boiled radiator. The place is actually not very luxurious, which will do what you say America, in the hope one day to see a picture of the jam jars.

It is possible to live in London? Great place. People from all over the Earth, different beliefs and occupations, come here to vomit in a taxi...

In the male conversation, the rules are very simple: it's your turn to speak when the other guy brings a bottle to the face.

You know, politically I'm probably a liberal. Because I'm afraid everyone.

Yes, the current pop divas ass flying to the concert in a separate plane. They're not people. These things are dressed in thongs.

Ah, the party... getting my hair done, put on my dress, and nobody cares about your true nature.