Author of quotes: Louis C. K.
He comes back with his mom, and she's angry, and I'm scared. She comes up and says: "What did you say to him?" And I was like, "Well, I said everyone is going to die?" And she's like, "Well, that's not entirely true." And I was like, “What?. And she was like,“ Well, some people die, but not all die. ”And I had so many questions, I asked:“ What about Abraham Lincoln and George Washington, are they dead? ”She is said, “Well, yes, something happened to them, but a lot of people have been alive since those days.” And I was like, “What's the truth ?! And what about the people from the Bible? ". And she was like:" Yes ... we have to go. "And she left. I think she realized that it was only getting worse, she took the wrong side of the argument. And then I went I told her everything to my mother. She said: “Don't worry, she's a stupid fool, don't listen to her.” My mother told me: “Don't worry, baby, you will definitely die."
Quote Explanation: 39:50 Performance at the Comedy Store (2015)
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MegaMozg 09-05-2021 / 18:36
I have two children, aged 9 and 12, both daughters, both lesbians. I raise them in lesbian, most raise children normally, I am lesbian. Then they can do whatever they want, but as long as they're in my house, they're lesbian.
Quote Explanation: 20:50 Performance at the Comedy Store (2015)
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MegaMozg 09-05-2021 / 18:30
a place. After all, why am I in first grade, because I'm a professional shit. <...> This is how I got this place, and this person gives his life for the sake of the country, well, as he himself thinks. And he ... but that's enough, that's enough, the fact that he thinks so himself, I'm serious, yeah *** everyone in his life tells him that this should be done, and he does it, it's scary, but he is does. And he sits in this place, and I should exchange with him.
Quote Explanation: 14:46 Louis CK - Performance at the Beacon Theater (2011)
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MegaMozg 09-05-2021 / 18:27
My daughter the school did some dancing, a big ball. So, here we are all parents and we are there... And in the hands of each phone, each parent! It was so interesting to watch - the kids are dancing, and all the parents are standing here [with the phone in front of the eyes], every closed form on their own child's phone! I went a little farther, there are people holding the iPad right in the face! It looked like we're all in the witness protection program, children have not seen their parents! And they all look crappy shooting that took place five metres! Look, b***s on my baby! Permission for the child is simply crazy, if you look closely, it's full HD! Why do you shoot. you never watch it. You're never going to watch videos like the kids do what you missed the first time. You will not watch, I will upload to Facebook: "Here, you see, and I'll go take a NAP!"
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MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 15:18
A woman who agrees to go on a date, just crazy, though the human race depends on this for its solution. I still wonder how women go on dates with men, although for women, perhaps no more terrible threat than the man.
Quote Explanation: "The rules of life, Louis C. K.," the magazine Esquire (Esquire).
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MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 03:02
More than anything, I hate to wear socks. Even if my grandmother will kill my other grandmother, the worst moment of this day will still be the one when I wore socks.
Quote Explanation: "The rules of life, Louis C. K.," the magazine Esquire (Esquire).
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MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 02:07
Admit how bad it is, and laugh at it - a wonderful experience. This medicine.
Quote Explanation: "The rules of life, Louis C. K.," the magazine Esquire (Esquire).
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MegaMozg 24-05-2018 / 02:06
The life of any living creature usually ends when it is eaten. Any - but not the person. We are the only ones who can afford to die in bed from old age.
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MegaMozg 18-05-2018 / 19:06
America is obsessed with the problems of white people. This is when your life is perfect, but you're intentionally ruining it, to have something to mourn.
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MegaMozg 18-05-2018 / 19:05
To me, you're not a woman, yet you do not appear a couple of kids, and your life is in the toilet. You become a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams. And if you're after this shit, you a woman.
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MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 14:08
- We all have our own mate.
- Nichrome. Actually not true. Enough to say it is cruel to those who can't find anyone. Millions of them, whom we unanimously wrote in "the ultimate freak". They are kiss on the lips, no one in life will not even touch genitals, since they just wash it and die. That's all...
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MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 14:07
When a girl gets mad - they show their Tits. When a woman is crazy - she kills the men.
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MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 14:06
I look at women like cakes in Windows.
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MegaMozg 29-04-2018 / 14:05
People want to spy on someone else's life and that risk the lives of their own, because they never want to be alone, thinking if it is very difficult.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2018 / 14:04
I too spent a lot of time just being angry at people I don't know.
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Viker 12-11-2017 / 17:10
