Author of quotes: Mikhail Bulgakov

Why does such a strange and unpleasant life happen? It comes from only one thing - from cramped conditions. It’s a fact that Moscow is crowded.

Only God knows what will happen to Russia. Let him help her!

Insomnia, now my faithful friend, comes to the rescue and leads the pen. Girlfriends are known to cheat. Oh, how I wish this one would cheat on me!

“We will always be together now,” a ragged philosopher-tramp told him in a dream, who, in some unknown way, stood in the way of a horseman with a golden spear. - Once there’s one, that means there’s another one too! They will remember me, and now they will remember you too! Me, a foundling, the son of unknown parents, and you, the son of the astrologer king and the miller’s daughter, the beautiful Pyla.

I am far from thinking that the Golden Age has already arrived... For me, paradise will come at the very moment the seeds disappear in Moscow. It is quite possible that I am a geek who does not understand the great significance of this purely national product... but it is quite possible that the seeds are simply an abomination that threatens to drown us in their slobbering husks.

Yes, and so we stopped at sturgeon? My darling! Fresh, fresh and fresh, that should be the motto of every bartender.

Go home now, and let the hell that your wife creates for you be your punishment.

I must admit that among intellectuals there are also extremely smart ones. This cannot be denied!

I don’t know who hung your tongue, but it hung well.

- The bullet whistled right next to my ear! - Behemoth exclaimed proudly.

“I believe!” Margarita whispered solemnly, “I believe!” Something will happen! It can’t help but happen, because why, really, have I been sent lifelong torment? Yes, I lied and deceived, but you can’t punish me so harshly. Something is bound to happen, because nothing lasts forever. In addition, the dream was prophetic, for which I vouch!

According to theory, it would be necessary to immediately punch the interlocutor in the ear, but the Russian person is not only arrogant, but also a coward.

Sometimes I imagine that death is a continuation of life... We just cannot imagine how this happens.

Terrible condition: I am falling more and more in love with my wife. It’s so insulting - for 10 years I denied my own... Women are like women. And now I humiliate myself even to the point of slight jealousy.