Character: Кобаяши (Kobayashi)

- This world is too unfair! Why do I have to work hard like a crowbar horse every day? And what the fuck should I be responsible for other people's shoals?
- At least you're not credited with perverted dragons taking bribes as virgins.

I don't care if there is a God or not. Because he doesn't spare me a job.

- ... Anyway, Toru, you will return to our world with me! I can take you by force if I have to.
- Go for it - and I will erase your essence from the fabric of the universe!
- JUST NOT IN MY APARTMENT!!!

It is difficult to find the right words so that representatives of two different species can understand each other correctly - from this you just realize that our home worlds are too different. But that's why I want to treasure every moment that we spend with her [Torah].

- Again, you just didn't eat my tail!
- I wasn't going to. Although, if you disguised it as regular beef, I would not have noticed.
- But you wouldn't have known it was my flesh!
- Do you want it so badly?

Not trusting anyone in an unfamiliar place is a matter of everyday life. Because real faith comes only with time - when you become friends or lovers with someone.

- Oh my God... And how did you manage to burn absolutely all the food?
- Sorry!
- The gas stove should have been used.
- I thought she wouldn't have enough heat.
- Would raise the temperature, not squeeze with all the crap. What were you even thinking?!

- I see ... Stop! What?!

- Let's go without it ...

- Well, here you are again ...

- As a loved one!

- So... It turns out that you can't even basics...
- I'm learning quickly!... For starters, say what you don't like.
- What don't you like? Seaweed and eggplant.
- And I don't like eggs without yolk. My friend died from this.
- Sounds like nonsense... By the way, why are you interested in something you don't like? It would be logical to ask what I love.
- We better not ask about this. Many of my friends died from this: booze, girls, money...
- Just like people.