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My father told me that I've gone astray, going the wrong way. I also thought that going the wrong way. To say that I won't be there. However, this is a uninteresting subject of conversation, especially in such a good day...
№ 134047   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 13:43
... And here I am, honored person and enjoy a life of luxury somewhere in Vienna or London...
"You mistake, sir, in three days you'll be beheaded".
Quote Explanation: Julien Sorel is sentenced to death, in his last days in jail surrenders himself to dreams about the life he could have and he interrupts these arguments ironic remarks about the impending death.
№ 131915   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 10:12
There is a chess analogue of the IG Nobel prize, I would certainly have it. Marked: "a useless study in the field of debuts".
№ 130821   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:57
I alone like an idiot, am at war with itself.
And in this battle very often win.
№ 129875   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 20:39
School teachers on career guidance advised me to go into the hotel business, so I do the expulsion of evil spirits.
№ 127595   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:44
In England it is impossible to be great and gentle at the same time. For example, I'll never be great.
№ 127233   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:26
I'd rather be like myself, what would I have been bad.
№ 126868   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:06
- I'm really a great pilot.
- You are all so positive and modesty will not die.
- No, I'll die from sincerity.
№ 124091   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 14:16
It turns out, my honest eyes make me look like a psycho.
№ 123174   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:36
Love someone its complexity and obstinacy that makes you sacrifice all other emotions, Yes, you can say that it really is not difficult.
№ 123080   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:32
If it was possible somewhere to find a negative, I was just in it and grab onto. As in raft, which I wove myself from doubts and fears.
№ 121429   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 11:17
It is impossible to laugh at a man who laughs at himself.
№ 117835   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 21:03
Nothing helps like cut the Internet!
№ 116381   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 12:05
The fifth point, the multifunctional part of the body. Besides its main designation, she think she can feel it through her decisions and did most of the work on her looking for adventure, when a find, it is and sit!
№ 115970   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:44
And I'm a little abomination, and I'm a little filth,
I toadstools overeat and to spoil aim.
I scare people in the night, I love the screaming and swearing.
And I'm a little bastard, and I'm a little bitch.
№ 115320   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 11:15