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- Evgeny, you have so many products, and where you bought all the one hundred hryvnia?
- Stole, you jerk!
Is everything I bought in the canteen of the Verkhovna Rada. I even check is if you don't believe. ...
- Wow! And in the dining room to get?
- Identity, grandma.
- Pension?
- On Deputy. We in the Verkhovna Rada anybody is not allowed. Especially in the dining room.
I can see why you are all so puhnite there. Six months have passed - and as usice.

So who do we send to explore?
Of course the grandmother and Dedkov!

I look like grandma Daisy... And smell like grandma Daisy! Kill me, Harry.

Grandma.. Why do you have such a fascinating mental problems?
To entice you closer, my child.

When I was a little girl, my well-meaning grandmother told me that heaven go because God rearranges the furniture.

No passionate Virgo,
no booze liter,
not that it's not warmed
like grandma's sweater...

... stupid people are always accused of carelessness by those who understand fast.

Right grandchildren to know that there are people who are always on your side. Regardless of the circumstances. Even if you're wrong. Especially if you're wrong.
The grandmother is both a shield and a sword, it's a special kind of love, not a single light head.

- To enter the apartment - not the best way to get to know.
- Drink blood-pressure medication tequila is also not the best way to recover. But did my grandma this ever stop?

Well, do you still not understand, grandma, that your tenderness you are ruining the future of an officer?

The closer grandmother lives, the fatter her grandchildren.

Stop. People. Trolley rides and open doors begins to climb the typical grandmother with a huge Hiking backpack. At some point, the backpack outweighs the grandmother and she, obeying the laws of gravity, slowly falls from the steps of the trolley directly to the legs just run up peasant, who gave:
- Well, grandma, the parachute didn't open?

You should have seen your grandmother, she would your mother didn't give birth.

Standing by the subway waiting for a friend. Near the transition is Granny and yells:
Hot cakes, fresh from the oven...
Friend is late. Stand for 15 minutes. All the exact same lady:
Almost hotcakes...
Most importantly told the truth))