cars [Theme] Page 3

We are sick cars:
Give us the "Volga", "Moskvich", "Zhiguli",
Give zapasnoy the rubber,
And the garage take out at least from under the ground.
And at the cemetery so quietly:
Every individual in his garage
All kulturnenko all dignified,
All impact enough already.


Vladimir Semenovich Vysotskiy kladbischenskie sitatuational

- Do you have engine oil? Before I leave, I need to fill the oil.
- I think my husband is in the garage somewhere, I'll send someone.
Today or tomorrow?
We live in the suburbs, so far away from everywhere, it would be normal to stay the night. When there were no cars, guests always stayed overnight.
But I have a car.
Yes...
- And you even have motor oil.

- Wow, very impressive! You did not even budge.
- Still a couple of inches and I would have banged.

- I've never seen a car with such high mileage in such good condition. Who is more traveled?
- He.
- J.
- If he cares about you as about this machine - you're a lucky woman.
We're not married anymore.
- Well... Nothing good comes out of these small talk.

Driving a convertible
I cut Letova!
And let not summer -
This purple!
Everything goes according to plan!

Driving a convertible
I cut Letova!
And let not summer -
This purple!
Everything goes according to plan!

- Tell me, is the abundance of cars leads to an improvement or decline of morality?
- To improve. For example, has decreased dramatically... the horse.

- Why don't you take my car?
Your probably stolen.
- No! Bought their money, honestly stolen.

...the poor are the best drivers, because they can not afford insurance, so they have to ride the same as to live with caution.

- Listen, consider me your personal Genie, of course, no magical abilities. Tell me what your heart desires?
Will you teach me how to drive?
- This gene was not expecting. But despite the fact that the idea to put a teenager with nothing to lose in a two thousand pound car with me inside, to scare the hell out of me... I hear and obey.

Who's car you bought?
The car I bought you.
Who is a hundred and twenty thousand took credit?
I'm a hundred and twenty thousand took credit.<...>
Who bought you your rights?
I bought you your rights.
Then what I thought guess?
Ass I thought - do not guess.

Fresh chicken,
Is in the refrigerator,
A delicious chicken.
Is not fried,
Is not brewed,
While in the yard,
Her namesake parks!

Smoked,
Half a pack smoked,
Yet under the window,
Parked chicken.

The woman-the woman in the Lexus,
Maybe I earned myself a car,
But thinking about it
Me finally destroy the man.
Much easier for me
To think that the car was received
The miraculous way
I, unfortunately, do not own.
And so it seems think
Without exception, all the bus passengers.
All because I said it
And disapproving look at the female sponge.
To, see it.
With, not, well here all are clear.
Sa, found a sucker.
La, La-La-La-La-La.