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If I were traveling with her in a taxi as my car was outside my house?
- One more question, where do you keep the keys to the apartment were?
Quote Explanation: Eddie and Sam were in the cab completely naked after being drugged by an unknown substance.
1 Season 7 Series
№ 369861   Added MegaMozg 14-05-2019 / 13:12
It's amazing how much you can remember, standing in a traffic jam.
№ 366982   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2019 / 13:06
God forbid, you have someone prune and milliseconds do not press the emergency lights, they say, sorry, all you want to see. And not to catch up "get it together, yeah" and go on. At least give burning glance, which in the body the cancer cells forms. You think: "my God, Shamil Basayev is alive, look!" And this girl goes, you know, girl.
Quote Explanation: About motorists
№ 365882   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:19
I feel, I feel, I'll pay. I rolled out of the cabin to the heavens...
The new car I want, and what kind of car exactly know myself.
Pedal will fall feet, tube wave, blue-gray smoke belching
Like people, like gods.. AVTOVAZ's a wonderful car...
Under the hood, may, toil, replacing have a Snowball unit,
But to feel sad and not trying, I'm going home to roll myself and am very happy
I will arrive the rustle will be here Kalina is of interest,
What kind of car will people ask: "This, my friends, the new Russian Mercedes..."


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Quote Explanation: A Remix of MC Kredo - Chudnaya Dolina.
№ 365765   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:16
Kalina - beautiful car, you will get eight thousand YE...
Kalina - beautiful car, has four wheels even have brakes!
Kalina - beautiful car,
Gasoline fragrance, I smell very happy...
Kalina - beautiful car,
It's all I know, in Togliatti collected.


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Quote Explanation: The song is dedicated to the disgusting design, poor Assembly and unreliability of the car, collected by the "AVTOVAZ".
№ 365764   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:15
Rules of behavior driving in Rome is simple: never look back, never look around and, most importantly, in no case do not hesitate just step on the gas and pray.
The mantra for driving in Rome is "Never look back, never look to the side and above all, never hesitate - just step on the accelerator and pray".
№ 357651   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2019 / 15:04
Theoretically, the car is amazingly fast allow you to move from place to place. Traffic jams, on the other hand, present you a tremendous opportunity to stand in one place...
№ 355488   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2019 / 12:11
As the beam from the star Aldebaran.
Flying through hyperspace in the Warm Camp.
Buy a diploma, a taxi driver, six hundred rubles - not three hundred.
Taking you as Minister! Well, or at least a Deputy Minister.
Lada Sedan! Eggplant!
Lada Sedan! Mountain Volcano!
№ 355071   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2019 / 08:10
In connection with the upcoming increase in gasoline prices ordinary people will breathe easier, but motorists harder. As the saying goes: "Love to ride - love and money to pay!"
Release Date: 22.10.2002
№ 352502   Added MegaMozg 08-12-2018 / 19:10
On the day of obtaining a driver's license I went out and bought a galaxy 63-year color Midnight blue over 1,255 bucks - all my savings accumulated while working at the gas station. I was just in awe. Because the machine for 16-year-old means independence. That is, it can go wherever you want whenever you want. And with age it does not pass and does not change. Even increases.
The day after I got my driver's license, I went out and bought a 1963 Galaxie, Midnight Blue. 1,255 bucks; every penny I earned for the past three years working in a gas station. I loved it. Because a car to a sixteen-year-old kid means independence, which means he can go wherever he wants whenever he wants. And that doesn't change with age; in fact, it means even more.
2 Season 9 Series
№ 352390   Added MegaMozg 07-12-2018 / 19:09
- You know, I remember only one new car. It was bought by my father. I remember how proud he was, how she smelled. I got the impression that you're inside of a Pullman car, even though she was not the same as yours.
- My father never owned a car until I bought him. I was twenty, I just sold my first book. We compare our stories of poverty?
- Not "rolls-Royce", mA'am.
7 Season 1 Series
№ 350324   Added MegaMozg 17-11-2018 / 23:06
Is very difficult, much harder than your sewing machine.
- I'd like to see how you are with a sewing machine, Hugh Collins!
Quote Explanation: About driving a car.
2 Season 7 Series
№ 349990   Added MegaMozg 15-11-2018 / 00:07
Women on a biological level can't drive a car.
And what exactly is a part of our biology us in this way?
2 Season 7 Series
№ 349989   Added MegaMozg 15-11-2018 / 00:06
Come on, trash, gain!
Quote Explanation: Joe tries to start his car at the time when a witness, whom he must kill, escaped.
№ 347332   Added MegaMozg 20-10-2018 / 17:03
Hurtling me across
Six Hundredth "Mercedes",
My asphalt roller
More reliable, mate.
№ 347088   Added MegaMozg 17-10-2018 / 11:14