familiarity [Theme] Page 6



- Have you the first or last name?
- This is my business card, okay?
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I imagined how I would come to her and say: "hi, a real woman!" And she will answer me from under his mask of shyness: "Hello, man! You really real?"
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- To be honest, I was fired. So cheers to that.
- And dumped me. So, drink up.
- I said that I was fired the boss, he's the father?
- I said I arranged a surprise birthday for my fiance and he threw me in front of our friends, who were hiding in the apartment?
Wow! Okay, you win.
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- You hear them too? You're Emma, right? And they won't hear the crying.
- Who are you?
Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Peter. Peter Pan.
3 Season 2 Series
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Last year I came to the student cafeteria and got in line. I turned around and saw that for me it is worth it. She spoke first, and this conversation I remember verbatim. "You go to school here? How beautiful it is!" "Yeah, studying... what are you doing tonight?" - "Nothing..." - "let's Go to the movies?" When we entered the cinema hall, took their seats and the lights went out, I immediately said to her: "marry me..."
Quote Explanation: Introducing Ruth Joffe
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And you are more beautiful than the photo. In our days it is a rarity for online Dating.
Quote Explanation: The issue of "Birds flying" a Date with a Jew
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- And you like Diminum father met?
With the father then? So we Dimka introduced!
Quote Explanation: The issue of "Want to laugh" - Mom-hilarious
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- You must be Courage?
- No... I am Prince Arthur of Camelot.
3 Season 8 Series
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- I think we actually met before?
- No.
- Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
- Maybe we met.
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Getting on the Internet:
- Good evening! You are so beautiful!
- Thank you!
- Met?
Masha.
Very nice! Vadim. What do you do?
Yeah at work now.
You work at the sushi bar, the waiter
- How do you know?!
- Yes, I'm waiting an hour for you account will!
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- ... Well, we fought back to back. She [Blake] was all so fast, and I threw in that toff [Torchic] banana. Maybe it sounds stupid, but with Sauron looked awesome!
Dude, it's brutal!
Exactly! And you know what's awesome about her? She, too, fawn. But it's a secret, okay?
- It is clear.
- Seriously! It is not a secret that Scarlet vaguely hear it from you, every time I turn around! It's "top secret"!
- Chill, bro! I understand you.
- I hope you do. Just don't want to ruin a relationship with her, you know?
- Yes, I understand. Understood.
- And in General - the people here better than we [in haven]!.. No offense?
No offense.
Okay. They're all here. Can't wait to introduce you to them. You just stay cool, okay?
Dude, I'm cool with whatever.
- Handsome!
2 Season 1 Series
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- She's [penny]... strange?
- What did you call me?
- Sorry, I accidentally! I didn't think you'd hear!
- No, not you [Yang]. You [Ruby]!
- I?! No, I'm not...
- You called me "friend." I really your friend?
- ... Yes, of course. Why not?
- Incredible! We could change clothes, painting each other's nails and gossip about boys!..
- [Referring to Weiss] ... Oh, damn. Am I so looked the part in our first meeting?
- Well, she coordinated better than you.
1 Season 15 Series
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- Welcome!
- Uh... Hello? Are you okay?
- Just fine! Thank you for asking!
- You... are going to go up [from the earth]?
- Yes! My name is penny! Nice to meet you!
- You sure you don't hurt your head?
- Nice to meet you!
You already said it...
- That's right!
Okay, I'm sorry I crashed into you.
Take care, friend...
1 Season 15 Series
№ 344350   Added MegaMozg 23-09-2018 / 01:02
I caught lots of different fish I know the cool places.
Where the sea of girls ' smiles, to catch something from the Bush.
But only you fish of my dreams!
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I caught a lot, I caught often, too, the piranha I caught.
And once with a huge mouth was caught by a crocodile.
But only you fish of my dreams!
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